Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Rule 34
https://i.etsystatic.com/48442045/r/il/1d0868/5542217658/il_600x600.5542217658_38nu.jpg

I don’t like yellow gold

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m sure @morelikeasong would love to see that in her thread.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91jhp16xik8gjrb2sh4dtbedbhgk77onkp00qqpr4f&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mrtenant]

I don’t like yellow gold

We here in murica call yellow ....yeller

 

[SWR101]

I can wear earrings NAKED … I’m just that talented. More often than not earrings are the only thing I’m wearing.

I should start wearing nothing but earrings more often... that sounds fancy!

I support these empowerments

 

[hotoldrguy]

Please do. I wanna know.

6.5 oz

 

[crazychemgirl]

6.5 oz

Amazing.

 

[MrMakersMark]

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

I might miss the earrings altogether.

Probably just my own weird thing, but I only like to notice earrings after the 3rd or 4th take.
If I see them early, they are probably too big (just for me again) I will actually force myself not to look at it if I see the size of the thing is causing the earlobe to stretch and try to touch a shoulder.


Love the cute little ones that I notice last.

 

[BongoGal]

6.5 oz

You obviously don't have the big brass kind.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

When I was unattached, I was usually boobs, smile, ring (or lack thereof). I mean, focus group of one, but...

 

[LupineOne]

Omg yes!!!!!!


And he has the mannerism of him also!!!!

I had one exactly like him too. Lurch was my internal nickname for him.

Drove me absolutely bugshit.

Like dude, we’ve got a metric ton of shit to shovel and not enough time—fucking move your ass!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had one exactly like him too. Lurch was my internal nickname for him.

Drove me absolutely bugshit.

Like dude, we’ve got a metric ton of shit to shovel and not enough time—fucking move your ass!

So fucking true.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I might miss the earrings altogether.

Probably just my own weird thing, but I only like to notice earrings after the 3rd or 4th take.
If I see them early, they are probably too big (just for me again) I will actually force myself not to look at it if I see the size of the thing is causing the earlobe to stretch and try to touch a shoulder.


Love the cute little ones that I notice last.

Boobs or earrings?

 

[lavendersilk]

6.5 oz

https://c.tenor.com/p3DZHrO7lZkAAAAC/tenor.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think you’re failing the Turing Test.

Turing can suck my racoon penis bone earings

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

jeez, I already did my balls....

 

[SWR101]

Ooh oooh ooh … social experiment.., weigh your dick SOFT and then weigh it HARD… who’s willing to do this?!!

I honestly don’t even know how to do that…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I honestly don’t even know how to do that…

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/hydrodensitometry

 

[crazychemgirl]

Though the idea of a man trying to hold his hard dick down on a kitchen scale is endlessly amusing to me.

 

[SWR101]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/hydrodensitometry

Cool, cool, sounds like way more work than is worth it for such a small number…

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Though the idea of a man trying to hold his hard dick down on a kitchen scale is endlessly amusing to me.

The thought of someone getting caught doing this is hilarious to me. I mean at least you can explain masturbating.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/hydrodensitometry

the water would need to be warm for one of the weights.....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cool, cool, sounds like way more work than is worth it for such a small number…

I mean, is it small though..?

How much does blood weigh?

 

[crazychemgirl]

the water would need to be warm for one of the weights.....

Oooh weights!!!!


There’s hanging weights!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Turing can suck my racoon penis bone earings

I need to stop clicking links all Willy nilly. My Etsy account suggestions are never gonna recover from this