Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

“0.0”

You might have to change your measurement scale … have you tried mg?

 

[SWR101]

You might have to change your measurement scale … have you tried mg?

Had to drop to micro…

 

[MindYaBitness]

You tell me! I have a sample size of 1…

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

 

[crazychemgirl]

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

Lmao @ penile accessory

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

But aren't accessories ALMOST as important as the main event??
AFAF of course

 

[SWR101]

From the dick pic judging threax, that I'm still trying to recover from, I noticed that balls are as diverse as boobs. Some are low and dangle, others closer to the body with no dangle at all. Does it really matter in the long run? I think of them as just penile accessories. I mean, when you see a woman, so you notice her boobs smile, or her earings first?

Depends on the smile or earrings honestly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Had to drop to micro…

I’d be concerned if it was nano.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Depends on the smile or earrings honestly.

What if she’s wearing earrings that are dangly boobs?

Or balls?

 

[SWR101]

What if she’s wearing earrings that are dangly boobs?

Or balls?

Like I said, “depends”

 

[MindYaBitness]

But aren't accessories ALMOST as important as the main event??
AFAF of course

Nah, I can wear a dress without earrings and be fine, all the important bits are covered. Balls only come I to play when in the thick of intimacy. Then they're just fun to tease. Otherwise, testicles on their own don't really do anything for me

 

[MindYaBitness]

What if she’s wearing earrings that are dangly boobs?

Or balls?

I have racoon dick-bone earings

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

This is why I love you

 

[SWR101]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

Those would be noticeable for sure…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

I think you’re failing the Turing Test.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah, I can wear a dress without earrings and be fine, all the important bits are covered. Balls only come I to play when in the thick of intimacy. Then they're just fun to tease. Otherwise, testicles on their own don't really do anything for me

I guess it’s a good thing then that you weren’t around for the 2nd S&S awards

 

[Mrtenant]

Nah, I can wear a dress without earrings and be fine, all the important bits are covered. Balls only come I to play when in the thick of intimacy. Then they're just fun to tease. Otherwise, testicles on their own don't really do anything for me

But can you wear earrings without a dress? Seems impossible.

 

[BongoGal]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

[Googles "raccoon dick bone"]
Huh! How about that!

I learned that some folks make them extra pointy and use them as "hillbilly toothpicks"

 

[crazychemgirl]

But can you wear earrings without a dress? Seems impossible.

I can wear earrings NAKED … I’m just that talented. More often than not earrings are the only thing I’m wearing.

 

[Mrtenant]

I can wear earrings NAKED … I’m just that talented. More often than not earrings are the only thing I’m wearing.

I find that hard to believe. I never seen such a thing.

 

[Qky75]

I have racoon dick-bone earings

I should be surprised and yet I'm very much not.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I can wear earrings NAKED … I’m just that talented. More often than not earrings are the only thing I’m wearing.

I should start wearing nothing but earrings more often... that sounds fancy!

 

[Mrtenant]

I should start wearing nothing but earrings more often... that sounds fancy!

No.....way...people do that?

 

[hotoldrguy]

What if she’s wearing earrings that are dangly boobs?

Or balls?

Rule 34
https://i.etsystatic.com/48442045/r/il/1d0868/5542217658/il_600x600.5542217658_38nu.jpg

 

[Mrtenant]

Rule 34
https://i.etsystatic.com/48442045/r/il/1d0868/5542217658/il_600x600.5542217658_38nu.jpg

I'll see your dangling nuts earrings and raise you some open vag earrings

 

[hotoldrguy]

Rule 34
https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-kactwz0nay/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/172/649/Capture4__79823.1645125100.PNG?c=1