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This is going in my Lit Hall of Fame. Right next to "Be Proud Old Guys."Who did this?!? @crazychemgirl, @Lmizzler, @NRJLIVES4ever, I’m looking at you!
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That hits everything…
Weirdly sexual…
Funny…
And a little gross….
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Well done sir
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https://media2.giphy.com/media/oWg6ZU4dEvmAgCBJni/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47mln3dlu3syz6a5hwlvlwm1wlbjfej28pc8i4fyhl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gDear lord, find me this queen so we can totally ranch together...
I mean... I put Ranch on my boob for you!!!
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MidwestPrincess23
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Who else would that have been for???You did! That was for ME??
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Even though not for me I must confess, I did enjoy it.Who else would that have been for???
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Lol good point. Let's smoochWho else would that have been for???
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But first.... Ranch????Lol good point. Let's smooch
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https://media0.giphy.com/media/l1KsDjXhooUF1BsZ2/200.gif?cid=790b76118v2v7w2yof46omj91epqtzk13alhvyq384e2m45q&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200.gif&ct=gAll in due time, dahling...
But yes. Ranchiddy ranch!
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But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!
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I know it!!But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!
Dammit!
See how this can escalate?
Didn't you listen to Uncle Ben?
With great power...?
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Some songs hit you in a certain sexy way. Like I just listened to 'Espresso' by Sabrina Carpenter and sweet fuck almighty am I ready to eat some motherfucking pussy.
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Shouldnt the ranch be coming out of the mushroom head rather than glopping over it? I guess I didn't think of frottage....But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!
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“Would you like that salad tossed?”
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"...and kids, that's the story about how I fell in love with your grandmother."
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That's really all they want to hear. But not too fast...you have to fight it out a little and then concede so it feels more like their hunting instincts are expectingYou win.
You always win.
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