UnquietDreams
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Really?I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"
Wow ...
Okay, that explains a lot.
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Really?I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"
This is going in my Lit Hall of Fame. Right next to "Be Proud Old Guys."Who did this?!? @crazychemgirl, @Lmizzler, @NRJLIVES4ever, I’m looking at you!
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That hits everything…
https://media.tenor.com/UladBrWhuJ8AAAAM/bowing-thank-you.gifThat hits everything…
Weirdly sexual…
Funny…
And a little gross….
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Well done sir
Dear lord, find me this queen so we can totally ranch together...
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You did! That was for ME??https://media2.giphy.com/media/oWg6ZU4dEvmAgCBJni/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47mln3dlu3syz6a5hwlvlwm1wlbjfej28pc8i4fyhl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
I mean... I put Ranch on my boob for you!!!
SIGH
Who else would that have been for???You did! That was for ME??![]()
Even though not for me I must confess, I did enjoy it.Who else would that have been for???![]()
Lol good point. Let's smoochWho else would that have been for???![]()
But first.... Ranch????Lol good point. Let's smooch![]()
All in due time, dahling...But first.... Ranch????
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But yes. Ranchiddy ranch!![]()
But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!
I know it!!But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!![]()
And yet... here we are, back in the kitchenI know it!!
Dammit!
See how this can escalate?
Didn't you listen to Uncle Ben?
With great power...?
You win.
Shouldnt the ranch be coming out of the mushroom head rather than glopping over it? I guess I didn't think of frottage....But that is seriously the sexiest application of ranch... like ever!![]()
"...and kids, that's the story about how I fell in love with your grandmother."“Would you like that salad tossed?”