Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You forgot to roll for initiative... is the DM just making up combat order on the fly?? I CALL SHENANIGANS!

Popcorn initiative is better anyway.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hush. Don't make me regret my decision to come in here today.

“today”

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh, if it's rocks then that would be crack, not cocaine

Crack cocaine?

 

[BongoGal]

I asked myself, "Isn't there a song titled 'Sex Ranch'?" Turns out I was thinking about Spinal Tap's classic 'Sex Farm'.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I asked myself, "Isn't there a song titled 'Sex Ranch'?" Turns out I was thinking about Spinal Tap's classic 'Sex Farm'.

Ranch... farm... close enough

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

Well, in that case
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[BongoGal]

Ranch... farm... close enough

https://genius.com/Spinal-tap-sex-farm-lyrics

 

[MrMakersMark]

Well, in that case
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Now you've done it!
That shit is going to get on everything!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ooh new place, new people....

*looks round*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Also, I'm now singing 'Sex Ranch, Sex Ranch' to the tune of 'Sex Bomb' by Sir Tom Jones... so.

Thanks for that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now you've done it!
That shit is going to get on everything!

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGkwYndiMHlsMzJwdHFwMzRuaTBjZzBoZGo0dzBsbXpkNzdvemd3diZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YfpJHnc4F494OWRxHI/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Also, I'm now singing 'Sex Ranch, Sex Ranch' to the tune of 'Sex Bomb' by Sir Tom Jones... so.

Thanks for that.

Voca?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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At my age, 20 years of good health is pretty attractive.

 

[MissLabelled]

Crack cocaine?

I don't aways make sense on account of the drugs

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOGkwYndiMHlsMzJwdHFwMzRuaTBjZzBoZGo0dzBsbXpkNzdvemd3diZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/YfpJHnc4F494OWRxHI/giphy.gif

Hmm.

Mayyyybee.

Or....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yup. I got the giggles so hard I was gasping for air. I begged @crazychemgirl
“For the love of God stop, I can’t breathe!”
Her response?
“Did you ranch?”
There goes the day…

Best.Day.Ever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

On my current playlist. It’s got a good moment or just release in the middle.

You’re welcome.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't aways make sense on account of the drugs

*Makes mental note*

Good to know!

 

[vagrantx]

Popcorn initiative is better anyway.

Had to google that, and while it does sound super interesting and makes for some seriously dynamic strategy decisions, it also sounds very time consuming. I'm definitely bringing it up with my DM tho! Thanks!

 

[LupineOne]

Best.Day.Ever.

Yes indeed. I’ve only ever had its equal once, but for entirely different reasons.

 

[SWR101]

Had to google that, and while it does sound super interesting and makes for some seriously dynamic strategy decisions, it also sounds very time consuming. I'm definitely bringing it up with my DM tho! Thanks!

I’ll have to check this out myself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Had to google that, and while it does sound super interesting and makes for some seriously dynamic strategy decisions, it also sounds very time consuming. I'm definitely bringing it up with my DM tho! Thanks!

I think once people get used to it, it’s much faster actually. Your parties teamwork increases a lot and thus your damage output increases a lot. I think it’s a lot more vibrant and dynamic. Especially in bigger slogs of fights where you’re normally just waiting to see who’s alive when it’s your turn to roll. YMMV of course.

 

[crazychemgirl]

All yall all ranched out?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

All yall all ranched out?

I tried to change the subject with snake anuses... but that fell flat

 

[LupineOne]

All yall all ranched out?

Too exhausted. Random overnight shifts suck.