Sex & Shenanigans

[cowboyup6977]

It’s actually a green button as we grow weed

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This is all @deefalttwunnyfor’s fault.

I can't believe you've done this. I merely ranked them, I didn't ask for this?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t know how or why we got here, but pretty sure @Lmizzler is somehow to blame

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Thanks. This was helpful

I couldn't agree more, I had no idea where this slang originated and google was absolutely no help at all. Just for my own edification, she needs to take 1 pill, right? Maybe with a shot of penicillin?

 

[Qky75]

I couldn't agree more, I had no idea where this slang originated and google was absolutely no help at all. Just for my own edification, she needs to take 1 pill, right? Maybe with a shot of penicillin?

For your edification, feminine ranch is normal during ovulation but if it stinky or lumpy she probably needs miconazole.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I couldn't agree more, I had no idea where this slang originated and google was absolutely no help at all. Just for my own edification, she needs to take 1 pill, right? Maybe with a shot of penicillin?

A nurse friend said she probably needs to take two. And, ya know, maybe get some condoms.

For your edification, feminine ranch is normal during ovulation but if it stinky or lumpy she probably needs miconazole.

Interesting. Who said this place wasn't educational?

 

[Lmizzler]

I don’t know how or why we got here, but pretty sure @Lmizzler is somehow to blame
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[hotoldrguy]

If you want cum jokes, here you go

Rule 34 strikes again

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Speaking of ranching, why does Zaxby's ranch dip taste so much better than others? What do they add in besides more calories?

 

[LupineOne]

The ranch thing all started with this.
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Fun and hilarity ensued. It was just so silly and funny and it became a big thing from there.

Yup. I got the giggles so hard I was gasping for air. I begged @crazychemgirl
“For the love of God stop, I can’t breathe!”
Her response?
“Did you ranch?”
There goes the day…

 

[SWR101]

Speaking of ranching, why does Zaxby's ranch dip taste so much better than others? What do they add in besides more calories?

Cocaine?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Cocaine?

Possibly! It rocks! And it's addictive.

 

[MissLabelled]

Possibly! It rocks! And it's addictive.

Oh, if it's rocks then that would be crack, not cocaine

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

not ranch related... sadly
but in case you were wondering...

 

[MrMakersMark]

I can't believe you've done this. I merely ranked them, I didn't ask for this?

That sounded like a question.
Like you aren't sure.....

 

[MrMakersMark]

For your edification, feminine ranch is normal during ovulation but if it stinky or lumpy she probably needs miconazole.

Stop...right....there.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I dislike change and therefore, will not embrace the new name

 

[MrMakersMark]

I dislike change and therefore, will not embrace the new name

I don't mind change.
Spice of life..

But from sex to ranch????

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don't mind change.
Spice of life..

But from sex to ranch????

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

 

[MrMakersMark]

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

Yeah...I reject that premise as you reject change.
Ranch is vile.

 

[Qky75]

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

Ohhhh.

Thanks for letting me hang out there and explaining it to him first jerk. That helps

 

[MissLabelled]

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

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[MissLabelled]

I dislike change and therefore, will not embrace the new name

You'll cum around to it

 

[SWR101]

I'll let you in on a secret. *Whispers* They mean cum when they say "ranch"

Wait, we’re it talking about salad dressing?!?!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ohhhh.

Thanks for letting me hang out there and explaining it to him first jerk. That helps

Nu uh!