Sex & Shenanigans

[MrMakersMark]

I’m having a day … and it’s not even 7am yet …. *sad face

Would it help if I punched myself in the face?


...
No?


Ok.. lets put a pin in that one and pivot.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m having a day … and it’s not even 7am yet …. *sad face

Is it because of the corn chips?

 

[UnquietDreams]

There's no more rules. You can do whatever you want. Send us the video.

On it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m having a day … and it’s not even 7am yet …. *sad face

Have the day you're going to have.

I don't want to add any pressure.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Dude! No way!
Shheesh.

Do it in your bathroom shower.

"At work"... smh.

Grow up!

I’ve been thinking about getting one those X days without incident signs.

Where incident refers to days I was not grown up.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

When drinking coffee starts failing me and I dont want to just pour it directly into my eyeballs.....(that burns),
I've found that if you just get a large bowl, drop trou' and soak your fellas in the wet grounds, you get a pretty quick chemical absorption.
There are some things you can add to this, but, they are not for beginners.

Hmm, dropping trou' soaking my lady bits just doesn't seem as logistically manageable.... I think, and stay with me for a second, I think I'm just going to keep drinking my coffee, but altering my "dosage" for those days. Coffee scrubs are excellent for the skin though, so, I'm sure your fellas are nice and exfoliated now

 

[Dayhoosier]

Hmm, dropping trou' soaking my lady bits just doesn't seem as logistically manageable.... I think, and stay with me for a second, I think I'm just going to keep drinking my coffee, but altering my "dosage" for those days. Coffee scrubs are excellent for the skin though, so, I'm sure your fellas are nice and exfoliated now

Coffee really took a turn in here. I used to think I was a coffee lover

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m having a day … and it’s not even 7am yet …. *sad face

That's not fun. In fact, that really, really sucks. What would CCG need to make you feel better? Silliness? Animals? Dirty Memes? More about @MrMakersMark soaking his fellas in coffee grounds? You just tell us what it is you need. I do hope the day mellows though. And I have hugs always, to give.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Hmm, dropping trou' soaking my lady bits just doesn't seem as logistically manageable.... I think, and stay with me for a second, I think I'm just going to keep drinking my coffee, but altering my "dosage" for those days. Coffee scrubs are excellent for the skin though, so, I'm sure your fellas are nice and exfoliated now

Yeah...

Well..

This is a coffee-hack for dudes n' stuff.

So....

 

[MisterAlice]

Morning you glorious fuckers. Coffee is not doing the trick. I hope the crack dealer is still at the same corner by the train station like he was back in 2020.

Have you tried PCP? That's an even better pick-me-up than crack.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Coffee really took a turn in here. I used to think I was a coffee lover

You know you are thinking about new delivery methods now.

ALL OF YOU ARE.


Don't play.


Lol.

 

[Dayhoosier]

You know you are thinking about new delivery methods now.

ALL OF YOU ARE.


Don't play.


Lol.

How dare you! In other news I seem to be getting called out A LOT around here today

 

[hotoldrguy]

That's not fun. In fact, that really, really sucks. What would CCG need to make you feel better? Silliness? Animals? Dirty Memes? More about @MrMakersMark soaking his fellas in coffee grounds? You just tell us what it is you need. I do hope the day mellows though. And I have hugs always, to give.

boobs always make her happy....just sayin'

 

[MrMakersMark]

How dare you! In other news I seem to be getting called out A LOT around here today

Welcome to my world.

It pays to be rude AND playful.
Don't ask me how I know this.

But...

The manager of this thread refers to me as, "Fuck You!!"

So I've got that going for me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah...

Well..

This is a coffee-hack for dudes n' stuff.

So....

Oh, excuuuuse me for being part of the conversation

I will leave you dudes to your stuff

And maybe you should refrain from calling something a "coffee-hack" for a while... just you know, dip your beans in the beans if that's how you wanna live your life. And maybe, just maybe, think how you share before you scare

 

[Apisto42]

Have you tried PCP? That's an even better pick-me-up than crack.

I’ll never get that week back. Think I’ll just stick with the crack.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's not fun. In fact, that really, really sucks. What would CCG need to make you feel better? Silliness? Animals? Dirty Memes? More about @MrMakersMark soaking his fellas in coffee grounds? You just tell us what it is you need. I do hope the day mellows though. And I have hugs always, to give.

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

I don't think that's how any of this works!

 

[Apisto42]

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

I just put sriracha straight on. I didn’t taste it, but my wife did.

Cymbal crash…

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't think that's how any of this works!

Oh come on … trust me! It’s a thing.

Try orange juice…

 

[Apisto42]

Only 3.5 hrs to go. Fucking bs.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Soaking his what??


PLEASE PLEASE tell me one of the Lit men put their balls in soaked coffee ground to see if they could “taste” it though their balls

*taps nose* You got it! @MrMakersMark is trying to get all the boys to dip their boys and shake em around in coffee grounds (in the shower he specified. He did not recommend as a workplace activity)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only 3.5 hrs to go. Fucking bs.

Until you put your balls in coffee grounds?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Oh, excuuuuse me for being part of the conversation

I will leave you dudes to your stuff

And maybe you should refrain from calling something a "coffee-hack" for a while... just you know, dip your beans in the beans if that's how you wanna live your life. And maybe, just maybe, think how you share before you scare

Dang, Chloe...
Gettin' all personal and stuff.
Take it easy. This is a workplace.

*Intercom*
Ahem..
Can we get a well-groomed little person to the breakroom to rub some decaf behind Chloe's knees?

And her shoes please, cuz' she be trippin'?

Thank you.

 

[Apisto42]

Until you put your balls in coffee grounds?

Until I leave DC for the day.