Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Homophones are stupid

Hydrophones are cool though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I read this as "Homophobes are stupid" and I was like duh, why are we stating the obvious?

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[MindYaBitness]

Might as well. I rarely laugh out loud. I usually smile in minor amusement (SIMA?)

I like red butts and I cannot lie...

No such thing. See abouve.

Today's your lucky day!
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[UnquietDreams]

Today's your lucky day!

I was thinking more this, myself...

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[MindYaBitness]

I was thinking more this, myself...

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Cold from sitting w/o chonies on the rocks?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Cold from sitting w/o chonies on the rocks?

That works too.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Finally home and able to get horizontal after a long, long day.
This is why couch is my best friend.

 

[LupineOne]

I read this as "Homophobes are stupid" and I was like duh, why are we stating the obvious?

So did I

 

[Apisto42]

Morning you glorious fuckers. Coffee is not doing the trick. I hope the crack dealer is still at the same corner by the train station like he was back in 2020.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Apisto42]

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You braless and covered in corn chip crumbs is not ugly. It’s very sexy.

But maybe that’s just me.

 

[SWR101]

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I can’t agree more, especially since I’m always braless

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Waking up and processing and everything is muddled together. All I know is @crazychemgirl is happy and braless and there are corn chips in my coffee.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Morning you glorious fuckers. Coffee is not doing the trick. I hope the crack dealer is still at the same corner by the train station like he was back in 2020.

When drinking coffee starts failing me and I dont want to just pour it directly into my eyeballs.....(that burns),
I've found that if you just get a large bowl, drop trou' and soak your fellas in the wet grounds, you get a pretty quick chemical absorption.
There are some things you can add to this, but, they are not for beginners.

 

[Apisto42]

When drinking coffee starts failing me and I dont want to just pour it directly into my eyeballs.....(that burns),
I've found that if you just get a large bowl, drop trou' and soak your fellas in the wet grounds, you get a pretty quick chemical absorption.
There are some things you can add to this, but, they are not for beginners.

I don’t think I can do that in the break room. Maybe I can. It’s a whole new world at the office now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

When drinking coffee starts failing me and I dont want to just pour it directly into my eyeballs.....(that burns),
I've found that if you just get a large bowl, drop trou' and soak your fellas in the wet grounds, you get a pretty quick chemical absorption.
There are some things you can add to this, but, they are not for beginners.

I.... don't want to even be a "beginner" here.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

When drinking coffee starts failing me and I dont want to just pour it directly into my eyeballs.....(that burns),
I've found that if you just get a large bowl, drop trou' and soak your fellas in the wet grounds, you get a pretty quick chemical absorption.
There are some things you can add to this, but, they are not for beginners.

 

[LupineOne]

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Same, girl

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fine, I’ll go see if @OrdinaryPerson is awake yet

Watch out for my eyes and hair

 

[Apisto42]

Watch out for my eyes and hair

Just wear goggles and a hair scarf to bed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don’t think I can do that in the break room. Maybe I can. It’s a whole new world at the office now.

There's no more rules. You can do whatever you want. Send us the video.

 

[Apisto42]

There's no more rules. You can do whatever you want. Send us the video.

Yeah, it’s like the 1950’s except we love Russia now.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t think I can do that in the break room. Maybe I can. It’s a whole new world at the office now.

And now all I can hear is this:

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m having a day … and it’s not even 7am yet …. *sad face

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don’t think I can do that in the break room. Maybe I can. It’s a whole new world at the office now.

Dude! No way!
Shheesh.

Do it in your bathroom shower.

"At work"... smh.

Grow up!