Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

Something that balances Kirk Diedrich's romanticism and Michael Faudet's eroticism.

Wrote it down on a post it... but will probably lose it cause that's what happens to my notes. Remind later, eh?

Hmm. Maybe The Chaos of Longing by K.Y. Robinson or Love Looks Pretty on You by Lang Leav

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Hmm. Maybe The Chaos of Longing by K.Y. Robinson or Love Looks Pretty on You by Lang Leav

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[crazychemgirl]

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

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Could be worse, it could say 'I love sucking butts with my dick hole"

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[MrMakersMark]

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[MisterAlice]

You were asking about fantasies and whether you have some just for your brain. I have two fantasies that I know will never happen not because they're dangerous or my partner wouldn't be into them; I just know they'll never happen because they're ridiculous.

The first involves an elaborate fantasy where I'm fucking one of the managers at my bank, who I've been friendly with IRL, in the double doorway to a balcony overlooking the lagoon in Venice. It's just absurd nonsense -- flying first class, going to the Venice opera house, riding around all day in gondolas -- and would never happen, but I enjoy thinking about it sometimes, and it turns me on.

The second involves a female friend visiting me at my huge house on the beach overlooking the ocean (I actually have a modest house in the suburbs). That one is recurring. Sometimes we fuck in the hot tub overlooking the water; other times we fuck in the heated pool as the snow falls. There is one fantasy, where I'm giving her a tour of my house and she convinces me to show her the room behind the locked door, which is my fantasy dungeon. She ends up on the sorehorse, getting fucked from behind by the fucking machine that I conveniently own while I toy with her body from all angles.

Of course, the real women, who happen to appear in my fantasies, don't know about any of this, and I would never, ever, ever tell them, so, yeah, those are just for my weird brain alone.

 

[MissLabelled]

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Purple really is a nice colour!

 

[crazychemgirl]

PSA: the vagina is not a balloon you need to force air into and blow up.

I good PSA reminder.

 

[LupineOne]

My mood today.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weird today.


What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I am extremely work weary after an intensive day of nonsense and bullshit. Would kill for a neck rub and access to a hot tub

 

[MisterAlice]

I good PSA reminder.

Sometimes, in certain positions, it's impossible to avoid pushing air into it.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weird today.


What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

I find Michalobe bottles to be sexy shaped but experience with sexual aids is limited

 

[UnquietDreams]

My mood today.
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My kid got on like that for her mother, but it is called "my last nerve." Which, honestly, works better with the "look, it's on fire" bit. And fits my ex perfectly....

 

[BongoGal]

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

Way, way back in the day I had an intimate relationship with my hairbrush handle.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weirder today.

FIFY

What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

Wine and beer bottles.

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

Oh boy... cock rings, pocket pussy, Lovense interactive toys, handcuffs, other cuffs, sex swing, butt plugs, wedge, nipple clamps, whip, paddle, food, dildos, and vibrators.

 

[LostHorizon]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weird today.

How is that different from any other day?

What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

Banana

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

Does my left hand count?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weird today.


What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

I don’t know that I’ve ever been turned on by a thing?

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

Nope.

 

[MisterAlice]

After all those gifs of inflatable wavy arm guys as metaphors for dicks, I'll never not think of those as sexual now.

 

[MissLabelled]

Ok shenanigang … let’s get weird today.


What is a non-sexual item / object that for some reason you find sexual?

What type of sexual aids have you used in your sexual adventures … this can be toys, equipment, wearable stuffs, etc ..??

Well you see, there was this small statue of the Virgin Mary ...

 

[MrMakersMark]

I don’t know that I’ve ever been turned on by a thing?

Nope.

I've nothing to add.
These are correct answers.

 

[Mrtenant]

Thought I'd pop in and ruin Christmas carols for everyone. You are welcome

This one will never be the same forever after

 

[MisterAlice]

I don’t know that I’ve ever been turned on by a thing?

Nope.

You've never been turned on by lingerie or something your wife or girlfriend wore? I get that there's a person inside that thing that's at the core of the turn-on, but the thing is contributing to the effect.