Sex & Shenanigans

[JustAnotherFlower]

An innocent lamb who on occasion will masturbate ferociously (I was tempted to mention some things from when I was younger but maybe not )

Oh, honey... Everyone masturbates, furiously at times. It's not like you're fucking a tube sock shoved in a jar of peanut butter or something.

 

[ShaneoD]

Oh, honey... Everyone masturbates, furiously at times. It's not like you're fucking a tube sock shoved in a jar of peanut butter or something.

That's very true, I did finish in one once and never again, come to think of it the peanut butter might have reduced the friction

 

[Oralexplorer]

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Ohhh that is priceless

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

That's very true, I did finish in one once and never again, come to think of it the peanut butter might have reduced the friction

Such a waste of delicious peanut butter.. but hey.. for science!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Oh, honey... Everyone masturbates, furiously at times. It's not like you're fucking a tube sock shoved in a jar of peanut butter or something.

I usually jerk it with a lamb skinned condom and baby oil.

 

[ShaneoD]

I usually jerk it with a lamb skinned condom and baby oil.

Why lamb skin? Asking for a friend

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I usually jerk it with a lamb skinned condom and baby oil.

I associate you with food and thought you were talking about lamb with jerk seasoning at first.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I associate you with food and thought you were talking about lamb with jerk seasoning at first.

Sounds better than the bullshit I made up.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why lamb skin? Asking for a friend

I dont know just trying to do my part to save the earth.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Sounds better than the bullshit I made up.

Right? Add some mango habanero salsa...

 

[ShaneoD]

I dont know just trying to do my part to save the earth.

Good for you, seems if you use them with a partner you need to make sure she's tested, I didn't know they don't prevent STDs

 

[TXRafe]

Do you think fantasies are things you can have that are just for your brain and not be things you actually want to do or have done to you?


when you read an erotic story … do you imagine yourself as one of the characters? Or are you observing it from the outside like a ghostly presence?

absolutely i think fantasies can be just a thing for your brain and not be things you actually want to do irl...the first thing that comes to mind is physical limitations and pushing boundaries past anything you would be comfortable with physically.

when i read an erotic story i am a voyeur into the world created by the author...i am able to deeply empathize and put myself into the situation in my head, so i suppose i do both, it just depends on the story and situation.

 

[LupineOne]

And with that, imma curl up under my blankets and pass out. Night, Shenanigang!

 

[SherlockianMan]

I read this comment, got all excited for a new toy then realized what was going on..

Sorry to disappoint. Can I offer a substitute?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Sorry to disappoint. Can I offer a substitute?

Hrm.... only if it comes with a good book suggestion.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Hrm.... only if it comes with a good book suggestion.

Depends on what you are in the mood for

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Gross.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I associate you with food and thought you were talking about lamb with jerk seasoning at first.

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[MrMakersMark]

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Nobody??

It's just a skeleton you wussies.

Leroooyyy. Jannkinns.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hrm.... only if it comes with a good book suggestion.

The Badass Librarians of Timbuktu, Joshua Hammer.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Depends on what you are in the mood for

Something that balances Kirk Diedrich's romanticism and Michael Faudet's eroticism.

The Badass Librarians of Timbuktu, Joshua Hammer.

Wrote it down on a post it... but will probably lose it cause that's what happens to my notes. Remind later, eh?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Something that balances Kirk Diedrich's romanticism and Michael Faudet's eroticism.

Wrote it down on a post it... but will probably lose it cause that's what happens to my notes. Remind later, eh?

My suggestion, which is about saving priceless ancient manuscripts from religious zealots and other disasters, doesn't quite strike that balance....

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

My suggestion, which is about saving priceless ancient manuscripts from religious zealots and other disasters, doesn't quite strike that balance....

One cannot live by poetry alone..and your suggestion sounds great!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wish I could remember her name, but there was a talk with an anthropologist who was asked what defines whether or not the peoples of a dig site were considered in a civilization, and she said it was whether there was evidence they cared for their sick, elderly and injured. If they were a migratory people, but still took the old, sick and infirm with them instead of leaving them behind, they were civilized. If there was evidence of broken bones being set and healed, rather than the injured person left to die on the trail, they were civilized. If there was evidence of medicinal applications to all ranks of people, they were civilized.

By this definition and probably more than a few others, we are dangerously close to becoming uncivilized.

(Also, where they heck has @SalaciousMonkey22 been? He’s always up for a good “fuck capitalism” discussion)

Capitalism takes a lot of credit for things like liberal Democracy and rule of law that are in now way required by or unique to it and sorta ignores the fucking horrors the profit motive have unleashed upon the world with phrases like “invisible hand”.