crazychemgirl
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SherlockianMan
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Hey, it comes with built in ejaculation simulator.
JustAnotherFlower
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I read this comment, got all excited for a new toy then realized what was going on..
ShaneoD
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Having been sprayed with one I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's a very different sensationI read this comment, got all excited for a new toy then realized what was going on..
JustAnotherFlower
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With simulated ejaculant or with a fire extinguisher?
ShaneoD
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A fire extinguisher, as for the other thing I don't even like getting my own on me
JustAnotherFlower
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The first is powdery, kind of like baby powder..and cold. Um... but I would think the other is much more pleasant, why dislike it?
And off I go before I derail things any further.
ShaneoD
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Cold, it's absolutely bastard freezing is what it is..... As for the other, I don't know why I don't maybe it's instinctive, it's all yours of you want it, though something tells me if that comment gets popular you might have a lot of offers already
JustAnotherFlower
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Cold, it's absolutely bastard freezing is what it is..... As for the other, I don't know why I don't maybe it's instinctive, it's all yours of you want it, though something tells me if that comment gets popular you might have a lot of offers already
Now you offer.. years after I've been lusting away for you and your green thumb... Such irony.
ShaneoD
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I'm in work I'm in no real position to actually offer you the fire extinguisher treatmentNow you offer.. years after I've been lusting away for you and your green thumb... Such irony.
That might have been the worst euphemism of all time
JustAnotherFlower
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https://media0.giphy.com/media/gpLbWvT2k59wyIoR2y/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xdg95bqde2agz7grpzgudh5plgc5wvqdvw126r73&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=vI'm in work I'm in no real position to actually offer you the fire extinguisher treatment
That might have been the worst euphemism of all time
And we've talked about this.. supply closet!
ShaneoD
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Ironically it's harder to find a quiet place here on nights the bedrooms are taken, and the staff seem to wonder around more
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JustAnotherFlower
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And yet,you find space to be on Lit... hrmmm...Ironically it's harder to find a quiet place here on nights the bedrooms are taken, and the staff seem to wonder around more
Awww...
do you want to play with the fire extinguisher, too?
ShaneoD
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I mean you can quietly be a pervert as long as you've got a poker face, I'm just in trouble if anything else pokes outAnd yet,you find space to be on Lit... hrmmm...
EricaAnna
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https://media1.tenor.com/m/2VlqxS0v09IAAAAC/amy-poehler-peace.gifAnd yet,you find space to be on Lit... hrmmm...
Awww...
JustAnotherFlower
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"Don't get hard, don't get hard, don't get hard..Shit. Alright, I'm..uh.. going to walk the halls for a bit."
ShaneoD
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I'm usually more of a "don't stand up" and waist band that motherfucker, fortunately no one in work has ever commented on me going red in the face before"Don't get hard, don't get hard, don't get hard..Shit. Alright, I'm..uh.. going to walk the halls for a bit."
JustAnotherFlower
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I'm usually more of a "don't stand up" and waist band that motherfucker, fortunately no one in work has ever commented on me going red in the face before
You're such an innocent, sweet lamb that they would never suspect you of such things..
ShaneoD
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You might be right, I did once have a girl ask me if I was religious, thank fuck they don't know what I get up to in private
cactusjack0584
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I think it depends on the fantasy. Most of the ones I have I 97% want to experience or have experienced.
I honestly like being just an observer when I read stories.
JustAnotherFlower
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ShaneoD
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An innocent lamb who on occasion will masturbate ferociously (I was tempted to mention some things from when I was younger but maybe notThey may still see you as an innocent lamb...
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