Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I’m curious about “grow’ers” vs “show’ers”


If you’re a show’er … does that mean you’re constantly walking around with this massive elephant trunk in your pants all the time? Does it get in the way? Do your balls push it forward? And how much bigger does it get when hard?

If you’re a grow’er … are you happy about the transition from mini winky to impressive badonk? Is it like a party trick like those dinosaurs we used to put in water? See how big it can grow? Do you ever wish you were a show”er so you had the initial impress?

It’s a challenge to be both

 

[BongoGal]

Because this is a sex author's forum, and dicks are fun

They really ARE fun.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Feels like you did editing. Why are you trying to oppress and white guy, don’t you know that’s forbidden now?

Wow

I live in Denmark now so I don't go by your reality

 

[vagrantx]

<weird phobias?>

I really really really hate the sensation of heartbeats. It brings me an irrational amount of anxiety; it's to the point where I can only sleep on my right side because if I sleep on my left I can feel my own heartbeat due to the extra pressure.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://voca.ro/1fcxbPxqq0UR

This is the best thing I've ever heard!!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wow

I live in Denmark now so I don't go by your reality

Why Denmark? Is the tulips?

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1fcxbPxqq0UR

** saves this to listen later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow

I live in Denmark now so I don't go by your reality

Denmark and Canada have excellent relations …

Just sayin

 

[MindYaBitness]

** saves this to listen later.

https://voca.ro/1fcxbPxqq0UR

We need to write an entire script about dicks in the wild

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

** saves this to listen later.

I didn't know you had a David Attenborough fetish

 

[lavendersilk]

We need to write an entire script about dicks in the wild

*subscribed*

 

[MindYaBitness]

I didn't know you had a David Attenborough fetish

I have a parody fetish. Weird Al is the height of intellectual humor flow, flow, pancreatic juice! Flow, flow, into the duodenum!

 

[lavendersilk]

I didn't know you had a David Attenborough fetish

Who doesn't?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn't know you had a David Attenborough fetish

Yes you did.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We need to write an entire script about dicks in the wild

Yes, yes we do.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yes, yes we do.

"Unlike the Vulva, the Penis awakens firm and at the ready, as though he's been challenged to sword fight by an unseen foe"

 

[LostHorizon]

Because this is a sex author's forum, and dicks are fun

Dicks CAN be fun.

 

[LostHorizon]

"Unlike the Vulva, the Penis awakens firm and at the ready, as though he's been challenged to sword fight by an unseen foe"

This is oddly arousing.

 

[vagrantx]

I love the penis trees of medieval art, as well as the knights fighting snails.

Shout-out to /r/medievalcats!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Shout-out to /r/medievalcats!

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Right? It's almost like they've never seen a cat before!

 

[MisterAlice]

Too many ticks and mosquitoes where I live to let my dick go wild in the woods in the summer.

 

[vagrantx]

Right? It's almost like they've never seen a cat before!

Have you seen the first ever to Sweden imported and taxidermied Lion??

Let me introduce you to Leo. Died in 1600-something, only to end up like this. Poor fella...

https://www.kungligaslotten.se/images/18.41defa311759241831f10cfd/1726228980255/lejonet-leo-gripsholms-slott.webp

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why Denmark? Is the tulips?

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/12/europe/danish-petition-purchase-california-scli-intl/index.html

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Have you seen the first ever to Sweden imported and taxidermied Lion??

Let me introduce you to Leo. Died in 1600-something, only to end up like this. Poor fella...

https://www.kungligaslotten.se/images/18.41defa311759241831f10cfd/1726228980255/lejonet-leo-gripsholms-slott.webp

I have a friend that uses the face of this as his profile picture on FB. Creeps me the fuck out every time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

"Unlike the Vulva, the Penis awakens firm and at the ready, as though he's been challenged to sword fight by an unseen foe"

“A rare sight… we see a penis in its wild state, soft and limp. It slumbers quietly, but ready in an instant when tits are jiggled nearby”