What's your superpower? Next person gives you side effects

[lily_wall_]

But you can’t only do it in public and no one else understands or believes you

I can defeat any enemy

As long as the final battle is a dorky style dance battle

I can breathe underwater

 

[Cwtchseeker]

As long as the final battle is a dorky style dance battle

I can breathe underwater

But only in the bath

I can predict lottery numbers

 

[AllAmericanMale]

But only in the bath

I can predict lottery numbers

But you're crippled with a moral dilemma about the lottery being a form of gambling.

I can fly...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

But you're crippled with a moral dilemma about the lottery being a form of gambling.

I can fly...

But only 2 inches above the ground.

I can cure disease

 

[vagrantx]

I can cure disease

By transferring them to someone else within range.

I'm immortal!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

By transferring them to someone else within range.

I'm immortal!

But you age as if you’re not

I can time travel

 

[vagrantx]

I can time travel*

*Whenever someone moves any kind of distance, you know exactly how long it took to travel.

"I have the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away. With mind-bullets!"

 

[AlexBailey]

"I have the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away. With mind-bullets!"

But only when you’re sleepwalking.


I can shape shift into any thing I want.

 

[vagrantx]

I can shape shift into any thing I want.

Once.

I can walk through walls.

 

[lily_wall_]

Once.

I can walk through walls.

But you need to be naked and walk through doing the chicken dance

I can control the weather

 

[Cwtchseeker]

But you need to be naked and walk through doing the chicken dance

I can control the weather

But only at night.. and then the opposite occurs the following daybreak…

I am invisible

 

[Fiestykitten]

But only at night.. and then the opposite occurs the following daybreak…

I am invisible

Only when someone pours camel pee on you

I can see the future

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Only when someone pours camel pee on you

I can see the future

But only when your face and eyes gets covered at a bukkake party

I can turn water into wine

 

[vagrantx]

I can turn water into wine

It never pairs well with your food. Fish? Here's some fruity red wine.

I possess the power of lactokinesis, the abilty to control milk and milk-based products.

 

[lily_wall_]

It never pairs well with your food. Fish? Here's some fruity red wine.

I possess the power of lactokinesis, the abilty to control milk and milk-based products.

Every time you use your power you'll feel the effects of lactose intolerant for a few days

I can control anyone's thirst and hunger

 

[Fiestykitten]

Every time you use your power you'll feel the effects of lactose intolerant for a few days

I can control anyone's thirst and hunger

But you have to maintain a body weight of 500lbs

I can never die

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

But you have to maintain a body weight of 500lbs

I can never die

You can never heal or regenerate missing body parts.

I can grow and help any plant to flourish.

 

[Breastobsessed84]

Definitely mind control

 

[F3x0r]

You can never heal or regenerate missing body parts.

I can grow and help any plant to flourish.

Giant carnivorous plants take over...

I can predict anything happening 30 minutes ahead of time

 

[vagrantx]

Giant carnivorous plants take over...

Feed me Seymour!

I can predict anything happening 30 minutes ahead of time

Receiving and interpreting these visions takes you 31 minutes.

I am immune to temperature changes in the environment; my body always perceives and responds as if it's a comfy 23*C

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Giant carnivorous plants take over...

I can predict anything happening 30 minutes ahead of time

Worse, you predict everything happening in 30 minutes within one mile radius. Everything. How each raindrop falls, where the rats shit, what old Mr Gonnes does spying on the track team, what the secret herbs & spices are, all the electronic information passing thru the area. Ever so slightly overloading!

I am blue (dah da Dee, dah da doh!)

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am immune to temperature changes in the environment; my body always perceives and responds as if it's a comfy 23*C

Unfortunately every other change is magnified 10x - pressure, allergens, scents, noises…

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

 

[bella_bunny]

Unfortunately every other change is magnified 10x - pressure, allergens, scents, noises…

I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

You struggle when there is no model for what's happening or if anything is antiquated

Is flying too basic it would be fun and useful when my heels make my feet hurt

 

[SmokingFap]

You struggle when there is no model for what's happening or if anything is antiquated

Is flying too basic it would be fun and useful when my heels make my feet hurt

Dammit, you took mine. So you're blind as a bat.

And at this moment, I would be invulnerable to cold.

 

[AlexBailey]

And at this moment, I would be invulnerable to cold.

Unfortunately you can’t handle anything above 0° so dehydration is an impending doom.

I can read minds.