Sex & Shenanigans

I think people misunderstood In n Out. It's not supposed to be the best burger you ever had. It doesn't even have a fried egg or avocado on it. It's just a great burger that is always consistently great, fast, and convenient.
There aren't any up here, but people drive for hours to get to the closest one. That goes under cultish for me.

But they are planning on opening one just down the street from me this year...
 
There aren't any up here, but people drive for hours to get to the closest one. That goes under cultish for me.

But they are planning on opening one just down the street from me this year...
I might if I lived somewhere with no In n Out just for nostalgia. The animal style sauce is really good. And I know it will deliver when I get there. Nothing makes me sadder than getting a room temperature burger or limpy lettuce. In n Out never does that to me.
 
Okay imagine this. You get off your plane and I pull up in my sexy mom van with all room for all your luggage and all the holders you'd want for any drinks you have. If you're starving, there's probably goldfish somewhere.

We drive 5 minutes to the nearest In n Out and we order a cheeseburger, or a double double if you're hungry, animal style. We share some extra crispy fries. I'll even spend the $3 to get you a shake cause this meal is going to be under $15 even with the upgrade.

The food comes hot and the lettuce crispy like always. The line moves faster than you imagine a fast food line could move thanks to the limited menu and the guy on foot taking orders in line. We get cardboard trays so we can eat easily in the car. We get the little paper hats to wear because we are adorable. I even remember to ask for the special In n Out peppers on the side for you in case you like it spicy.

We park and take our food to the grassy area nearby. I lay out a picnic blanket so you're comfortable and the grass won't get you wet (that's my job, grass). We watch the planes take off and land as we eat the most affordable and consistently good and convenient fast food burger there is.

Can Bry's Culver date beat this? I think not.
I just came.
 
Okay imagine this. You get off your plane and I pull up in my sexy mom van with all room for all your luggage and all the holders you'd want for any drinks you have. If you're starving, there's probably goldfish somewhere.

We drive 5 minutes to the nearest In n Out and we order a cheeseburger, or a double double if you're hungry, animal style. We share some extra crispy fries. I'll even spend the $3 to get you a shake cause this meal is going to be under $15 even with the upgrade.

The food comes hot and the lettuce crispy like always. The line moves faster than you imagine a fast food line could move thanks to the limited menu and the guy on foot taking orders in line. We get cardboard trays so we can eat easily in the car. We get the little paper hats to wear because we are adorable. I even remember to ask for the special In n Out peppers on the side for you in case you like it spicy.

We park and take our food to the grassy area nearby. I lay out a picnic blanket so you're comfortable and the grass won't get you wet (that's my job, grass). We watch the planes take off and land as we eat the most affordable and consistently good and convenient fast food burger there is.

Can Bry's Culver date beat this? I think not.
I’m sold. And maybe in love.

Be right there ✈️
 
Okay imagine this. You get off your plane and I pull up in my sexy mom van with all room for all your luggage and all the holders you'd want for any drinks you have. If you're starving, there's probably goldfish somewhere.

We drive 5 minutes to the nearest In n Out and we order a cheeseburger, or a double double if you're hungry, animal style. We share some extra crispy fries. I'll even spend the $3 to get you a shake cause this meal is going to be under $15 even with the upgrade.

The food comes hot and the lettuce crispy like always. The line moves faster than you imagine a fast food line could move thanks to the limited menu and the guy on foot taking orders in line. We get cardboard trays so we can eat easily in the car. We get the little paper hats to wear because we are adorable. I even remember to ask for the special In n Out peppers on the side for you in case you like it spicy.

We park and take our food to the grassy area nearby. I lay out a picnic blanket so you're comfortable and the grass won't get you wet (that's my job, grass). We watch the planes take off and land as we eat the most affordable and consistently good and convenient fast food burger there is.

Can Bry's Culver date beat this? I think not.
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