Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

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[crazychemgirl]

HOLY FUCK!!!

What’s wrong my dear

 

[MissLabelled]

What’s wrong my deaf

I need someone to come pick me off the floor, my knees buckled!

 

[SWR101]

 

[SherlockianMan]

Just buy a baton, it'll cover both

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need someone to come pick me off the floor, my knees buckled!

Would have been sexier if I hadn’t had a typo lol

 

[MrMakersMark]

Would have been sexier if I hadn’t had a typo lol

I know. That typo totally killed the boner.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Would have been sexier if I hadn’t had a typo lol

Oh babe - I love you... AND your typos!

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Qky75]

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I can't love this dad joke enough!!!! I'm so recycling this to all my victims tomorrow!

 

[BrendaBear]

Would have been sexier if I hadn’t had a typo lol

There was a typo? Normally that stuff jumps out at me, and I didn’t notice…your voice… your tone… just so…

 

[dawn_of_night]

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@__Nathan1968

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It can be had to understand for a girl like you, honey.

What does this even mean

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think I owe @OrdinaryPerson a mild apology as I was watching Didi last night about kids in the early 2000’s in Fremont CA and I’m pretty sure he called his hoodie a sweater. Maybe it’s a NorCal thing that infiltrated her social group?

Vindicated. Thank you

 

[Bry1313]

Vindicated. Thank you

https://media1.tenor.com/m/zrSYBze4ApYAAAAC/nah-nah-we-aint-doing-that.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why doesn't vocaroo let you loop audio? I have some notes for the web developer

Vocaroo doesn't, but there may be another way, to loop it...not that I've done it, mind you. Nope, not me, heard it from a friend, yeah, that's it....

 

[LupineOne]

Holy shit!!!! Y'all - this is legit at Target!
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“The Very Hungry Caterpillar: A Victim’s Tale”.
It’s a yellow fucking meal worm with the top of its head chomped on.

Valentines Day ladies and gentlemen.
Corporate greed knows no bounds

 

[LupineOne]

Or drink coffee. Morning Shenaigang!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Holy shit!!!! Y'all - this is legit at Target!
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*Glomps*

 

[dawn_of_night]

When Ore-Ida starts making candy, you know we are in the fucked-bucket.

a Glow Worm with a weird hat!!

Yeah, WTF is that hat anyway

Nerds.... It's not a hat it's ketchup!!!
Prolly Heinz....
I bet if we look hard enough we can find...
57 varieties for Valentine's Day....

Or

I love you with all my heart, from my head to my toe-ma-toes.....

Depends on your kink

Either way I'd love a fry valentine

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ketchup?

Yes! Thank you! Library man

 

[SWR101]

Electronic Genital Verification notices in "rest rooms" at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport:
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(Original, including explanation, at https://mefi.social/@MissConstrue/113983951020093710) It would be unfortunate of people were to flood that telephone number with complaints is all I'm going to say.

Good grief

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Good morning!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I’m gonna go put on my sweater but I have to make sure it’s the one with the zup

 

[Lmizzler]

This is how good I am at flirting