Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Have we talked about cheesy potatoes yet today?

Also…
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Also, this:

 

[SWR101]

BRB, booking a breast reduction procedure ASAP

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So… im immortal?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

BRB, booking a breast reduction procedure ASAP

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(also, don't accuse your wife of cheating if you value your head being on your shoulders!)

Whew - for ONCE I'm happy to NOT have big boobs!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

*Looking left and right*

I know we are breast obsessesed around these parts. I appreciate that about us, but did no one else notice the story of the Egyptian guy who's now missing his fucking head??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whew - for ONCE I'm happy to NOT have big boobs!!!

Damnit … my stupid giant boobs!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

*Looking left and right*

I know we are breast obsessesed around these parts. I appreciate that about us, but did no one else notice the story of the Egyptian guy who's now missing his fucking head??

I mean, justified

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Bahahahahahahaha

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Bahahahahahahaha

When the early 1900s gangsters of New York accidently meet for a brawl at an underground sex club... lives forever changed. And butts. Those butts are changed too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MrMakersMark]

Damnit … my stupid giant boobs.

Yeah. It's just....enough already. Too big.

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Bahahahahahahaha

That is the most bitchin' key to the city I've ever seen

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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Yep, exactly! I'll probably make a heart shaped pizza and heart shaped nuggets for the kids because I'm an effing awesome mom (or that's what I tell myself) and then I'll open myself a damn bottle of champagne and sit on the couch like every other night

 

[lavendersilk]

Yep, exactly! I'll probably make a heart shaped pizza and heart shaped nuggets for the kids because I'm an effing awesome mom (or that's what I tell myself) and then I'll open myself a damn bottle of champagne and sit on the couch like every other night

You are amazing.

 

[Qky75]

When the early 1900s gangsters of New York accidently meet for a brawl at an underground sex club... lives forever changed. And butts. Those butts are changed too.

Beating the shit out of them origin story. If it's not it will be now.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You are amazing.

Thank you

 

[SWR101]

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I have the day off because Monday’s a US holiday, so 4 day weekend…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I owe @OrdinaryPerson a mild apology as I was watching Didi last night about kids in the early 2000’s in Fremont CA and I’m pretty sure he called his hoodie a sweater. Maybe it’s a NorCal thing that infiltrated her social group?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When the early 1900s gangsters of New York accidently meet for a brawl at an underground sex club... lives forever changed. And butts. Those butts are changed too.

The first rule of butt fight club….

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The first rule of butt fight club….

Is to drop your pants

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is to drop your pants

just seems budget friendly really. Can’t be buying new pairs after every session!

 

[MrMakersMark]

Is to drop your pants

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MissLabelled]

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But I love my ghosts!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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See? Post-apocalyptic pop culture is necessary for survival.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I like ghosts more than most people.