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Huh … I feel like I need to design a car and call it BRAT

and I would make millions because people buy cars for their cool names.

Edit for typo.
We had one. It was a car with a little pick up bed with two hard plastic buckets seats pacing backwards, complete with handles on the sides for gripping, which filed up most of the space.

Utterly useless vehicle, Subaru.
 
Truth.

I like my handle.

I like when i post in “have you ever done (insert fun and naughty thing here) with the person above …”

And they all respond to me, “no, because he’s too busy dancing.”

That’s how I know I picked the right handle.

😒
Don't make that face 😏 we all know you're waiting for the one who asks "but are you always dancing well? If not, need me to waltz you to some lessons?"
I'm like...but we have a Subaru. Am I a lesbian? 😳

Feels like I'd have recognized that by now.
Sometimes it takes years for us to recognize things in ourselves...

Yea but actually nah, this one you would've known by now 😂
An asshat is what you walk away holding humbly in your hands, head bowed, when someone has handed your ass to you.

Othertimes, it just means jerkstore idiot. 😂
It can also mean... A person with no functional purpose in this world, but just exists to be useless. For no human in their right mind would wear a hat on their ass.
Or their ass as a hat....
 
We had one. It was a car with a little pick up bed with two hard plastic buckets seats pacing backwards, complete with handles on the sides for gripping, which filed up most of the space.

Utterly useless vehicle, Subaru.
It was only done to evade emissions and mileage standards as it was classified as a pickup and not a car
 
Good morning @Chloe_Harper sleep well?
😘 I see you. Good morning. Silly pyro kitten
now I need a shower
I'll join 😏
Request for a reasonable size booty. I'm sorry, I mean trunk, for you Americans.

But I will continue to call it booty 😏

Obviously, it shouldn't have a roof (i.e. topless). What else should it feature?

Very vague steering - you tell it where to go, but to hell with it, it's like it has a mind of its own so it just does what it likes.

Shapely bodywork, with curves in all the right places, goes without saying, going by the brats here.


Not sure if that's a euphemism... 🤔
We are all living a potential supervillain origin story.
Amen. I mean, whaaaaaat. Nooooo. I'm sweet and innocent like a little lamb. Oh shy too!

Did I do that right? 🤭
etiquette
manners
fisting
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links to dick pics
Subaru...
for the love of christ I need more coffee before I stumble in here in the morning
I dont remember anyone saying anything about christ needing coffee... excuse me while I re-read
Hi, late stage GenX here. At least the world acknowledges the existence of your generation. We are just sort of cast off and remain under the shadow of boomers who can't fucking let go.
Aww, not cast off. Gen x gets acknowledged. We see yall. Especially here. On lit. Around every corner.
 
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