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Weird fact ... CrossTreks were called XV here in Australia, up until 2 years ago. So there is an OG XV rivalry going on here against the new CrossTreks 🤣
And basically it is an raised impreza with a hatchback.
Gf loves hers
I like the easy oil changes I can do on it
 
Careful, though. Stealth brats are locked and loaded, with no safety. There is no "click click." Only "BOOM."

Or sometimes just the whistle of a blade...

(Sorry, that got crazy dark, fast! Lol I started off with just the "no click" idea! 😂😅)

I had no idea brats were also ninjas...
 
An asshat is what you walk away holding humbly in your hands, head bowed, when someone has handed your ass to you.

Othertimes, it just means jerkstore idiot. 😂
It can also mean... A person with no functional purpose in this world, but just exists to be useless. For no human in their right mind would wear a hat on their ass.
 
Truth.

I like my handle.

I like when i post in “have you ever done (insert fun and naughty thing here) with the person above …”

And they all respond to me, “no, because he’s too busy dancing.”

That’s how I know I picked the right handle.

😒
And here I thought I was so clever the first time I posted that…🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
 
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