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[Fiestykitten]

Good morning @Chloe_Harper sleep well?

 

[subdudeme13]

Well, my lovely, fun peeps, I have to get to work early today, so I'm out of here for a while.

Have a great Tuesday (or Wed!). Have fun.

Have a good day! Enjoy!

 

[Jaws82]

 

[UnquietDreams]

The unintended consequence of picking a username on a random night with no idea what I was getting into and liking the implication of someone shortening my name..

Mine came about with no thoughts of the social side of Lit, so no thought of anyone using it as a name, much less shortening it. It doesn't do either comfortably.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I did get a handful of DM’s from thirsty guys thinking I was a female sub and wanting to Dom me.. Taught me some empathy for the ladies on here.

Hmm, maybe more guys should get mistaken as a female sub. I wonder how it would change some behaviors. But also, thank you for empathizing from that situation.

It is when they all use the exact same line or send a link to their dick pics

Huh....... huh......... this is not....... why do I get all the really weird ones?!

The same thing happens to me …

“Hey, I hear you like to spank!”

And then they bend over.

Well stop putting that you want lady subs to DM that to you in your bio! Gosh

 

[BrendaBear]

Good morning @BrendaBear sleep well?

Good morning!!

I slept pretty well, yes. Thanks!

But imagine my surprise to see someone thinks Subbies (a term I use all the time) means something about zombies? No, I think not. And while I drive a Jeep, I do have several friends who drive Subaru’s (I have been known to call them ScoobyRoos on occasion), they aren’t all lesbians…. But one could understand if they choose another woman instead of some men.

…now I need a shower.

 

[subdudeme13]

So you're tweedle dee to his tweedle dumb?

I resemble that remark.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mine came about with no thoughts of the social side of Lit, so no thought of anyone using it as a name, much less shortening it. It doesn't do either comfortably.

Oh Dreamy, you are so funny!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Good morning @UnquietDreams sleep well?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

The unintended consequence of picking a username on a random night with no idea what I was getting into and liking the implication of someone shortening my name..

FOMH

Acronym finder result

Friends of Mosquito Hill (Wisconsin)

 

[subdudeme13]

The unintended consequence of picking a username on a random night with no idea what I was getting into and liking the implication of someone shortening my name..

I put some thought into mine and have recieved some positive remarks. It has worked for it's intended consequences. There are some issues as time has marched on.

 

[BrendaBear]

The unintended consequence of picking a username on a random night with no idea what I was getting into and liking the implication of someone shortening my name..

My usual silly interpretation of user names would have come up with “Fisty” for you… but.. no. Just, no. I am not going there.

 

[BrendaBear]

Huh … I feel like I need to design a car and call it BRAT

and I would make millions because people buy cars for their cool names.

Edit for typo.

Subaru already did.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It is when they all use the exact same line or send a link to their dick pics

Dick pics! I knew I forgot something! Thanks for reminding me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m generation x

I’m always Fuck around and find out. Please. Really. Do.

Oh. But I’m also calm

I'm a millennial.

We get blamed for a lot and also get told we don't know how to life.

I'm Chloe, and I don't know how to life.

Oh, but I'm also the opposite of calm probably

Or enjoy a fistful?

Like you could handle @NewStartQueen

Well it is close to your bedtime. I should be a gentleman and not try and disturb your slumber.

Need to be fresh and ready to crush the dreams of your interviewees

*reads.... re-reads.... reads again....*

Yea, no, looking like a definite case of "I know I can't handle her but I'm gonna try looking like the gentleman to save my butt in front of all the nice, kinda, people". You'll have to get a prescription for that.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

My usual silly interpretation of user names would have come up with “Fisty” for you… but.. no. Just, no. I am not going there.

If that sticks, you might be my nemesis

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hell yes, then they wouldn't bother me for fear of me setting their dicks on fire!

That is...a visceral image first thing in the morning.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Request for a reasonable size booty. I'm sorry, I mean trunk, for you Americans.

But I will continue to call it booty

Obviously, it shouldn't have a roof (i.e. topless). What else should it feature?

Very vague steering - you tell it where to go, but to hell with it, it's like it has a mind of its own so it just does what it likes.

Shapely bodywork, with curves in all the right places, goes without saying, going by the brats here.


Not sure if that's a euphemism...

Nope.
It's tall enough to get to the oil drain bolt without ramps or jacking up. Jacking up I said...

And the oil filter is right on top vertically so easy to get to and change without oil getting everywhere.

 

[subdudeme13]

My usual silly interpretation of user names would have come up with “Fisty” for you… but.. no. Just, no. I am not going there.

You just did, intentionally I am sure!

 

[UnquietDreams]

People need etiquette or just some fucking manners!
Man, I might not be in the right mind set for this today.....
I'm kind of in a fuck around and find out mood....

For you, isn't that just called "being you?" You don't seem to suffer fools gladly. Other than me, of course.

 

[subdudeme13]

Hell yes, then they wouldn't bother me for fear of me setting their dicks on fire!

Uhmmmmmmmmm Mind if I bother you?

 

[UnquietDreams]

All it takes is one bad day and BAM

Super villain

We are all living a potential supervillain origin story.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Uhmmmmmmmmm Mind if I bother you?

You do realize she isn't thinking in terms of that Aerosmith tune where he sings "go backstage and set my pants on fire"

She is actually talking fire and burn

 

[subdudeme13]

You do realize she isn't thinking in terms of that Aerosmith tune where he sings "go backstage and set my pants on fire"

She is actually talking fire and burn

There is a long story!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I'm a millennial.

We get blamed for a lot and also get told we don't know how to life.

I'm Chloe, and I don't know how to life.

Oh, but I'm also the opposite of calm probably

*reads.... re-reads.... reads again....*

Yea, no, looking like a definite case of "I know I can't handle her but I'm gonna try looking like the gentleman to save my butt in front of all the nice, kinda, people". You'll have to get a prescription for that.

Hi, late stage GenX here. At least the world acknowledges the existence of your generation. We are just sort of cast off and remain under the shadow of boomers who can't fucking let go.