Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

You're so pretty!
Who will look great with a bushy tail?
You will look great with a bushy tail!
Yes you will!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I never knew there were so many options with these, do you have a recommendation? Do I just pick the 'actress' that I like?

They always made me dizzy and tired. Sometimes too dizzy. And not 'fun dizzy' like 'I'm gonna vomit' dizzy

Awww that's a bummer. They kinda just help me chill. As for Fleshlights? Yeah probably just go by actress, I guess. Honestly I've never actually bought the official Fleshlight. A few pocket pussies though.

I just love the long distance play features, they're the BEST

Oh yes they are indeed.

Last adventure I had with one the person on other end started doing some totally wild fingerplay and...fireworks. It's a beautiful thing. ❤

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You're so pretty!
Who will look great with a bushy tail?
You will look great with a bushy tail!
Yes you will!

This feels slightly degrading, but as long as you scritch my ears, I'll try it

 

[MindYaBitness]

This feels slightly degrading, but as long as you scritch my ears, I'll try it

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3MzZ3A0c3YwbDNveHI5aTcwc2xrY3JwMTJlNGNoamNwanR2MHRlNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FlPc0CfQ2gRrT2lqS2/giphy.gif

 

[TXRafe]

https://voca.ro/15eh0jLBbKEv

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jHSozvmPKtAAAAAC/snl.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm literally on adam & eve right now. The irony

No, "irony" would be something no one expected, not everyone.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I just love the long distance play features, they're the BEST

Us old guys keep it low-tech.

 

[MindYaBitness]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jHSozvmPKtAAAAAC/snl.gif

It's a better word than "perineum"!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

If buying a Fleshlight is your life choice low point? You are on life's honor roll, my friend.

Damn, I'm due for a new stroker I think.

I got a Kirroo Keon at Black Friday.

Damn. That is all I am saying.

Well, no, I was going to write a review for Lit.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No, "irony" would be something no one expected, not everyone.

Fuck, you're right. It was coincidence. Fucking Alanis Morrisette. I'm going to blame her

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1ddHs5e7oKp6

https://voca.ro/18UsqHlPpNTZ

 

[TXRafe]

Fuck, you're right. It was coincidence. Fucking Alanis Morrisette. I'm going to blame her

https://media1.tenor.com/m/plDIdvSdpHwAAAAC/alanis-morisette-dogma.gif
if god was one of us...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just love the long distance play features, they're the BEST

With the Kiirro, you can link their vibrator with the sensors to my Keon (well, not "you" and "my," that would be weird) and so each thrust by the vibrator give an equal thrust on the stroker.

Or to the Keon's dildo attachment, if pegging from a distance is your thing...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/plDIdvSdpHwAAAAC/alanis-morisette-dogma.gif
if god was one of us...

Naked, big-titty women don't just fall out of the sky every day you know?

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/18UsqHlPpNTZ

https://c.tenor.com/Pic0aHvF0F4AAAAC/tenor.gif

 

[TXRafe]

Naked, big-titty women don't just fall out of the sky every day you know?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/LDb_gwDKX94AAAAC/nervous-shy.gif
@MindYaBitness is like...RIGHT OVER THERE...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Naked, big-titty women don't just fall out of the sky every day you know?

Damn, so I wasted money on that net?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Damn, so I wasted money on that net?

A net is never wasted. Come join the Catfishermen

 

[UnquietDreams]

I never knew there were so many options with these, do you have a recommendation? Do I just pick the 'actress' that I like?

Research the textures. I can't really differentiate the differences that much (some guys apparently can) but some are definitely more intense than others.

Stoya is considered a great first choice. I don't own one, but I love Stoya.

 

[TXRafe]

I never knew there were so many options with these, do you have a recommendation? Do I just pick the 'actress' that I like?

They always made me dizzy and tired. Sometimes too dizzy. And not 'fun dizzy' like 'I'm gonna vomit' dizzy

you cant go wrong with this one...their lube is also excellent if you are ordering one...

 

[HarryHill]

Important question, pervs: Sex or chocolate?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I never knew there were so many options with these, do you have a recommendation? Do I just pick the 'actress' that I like?

They always made me dizzy and tired. Sometimes too dizzy. And not 'fun dizzy' like 'I'm gonna vomit' dizzy

Um, are you talking about the gummies or the Fleshlight? Because if the latter, masturbation may not be right for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Important question, pervs: Sex or chocolate?

Both. Duh.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Important question, pervs: Sex or chocolate?

There's room for both. But if you need a real answer? Sex.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Important question, pervs: Sex or chocolate?

There is no way to choose... BOTH