Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

https://voca.ro/1aq9eib1hO1g

https://voca.ro/1bjYkFfh48YG

Like, put in a safe, then put on a ship, then sink that ship to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

What a coincidence, that's where my topless pics are, too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Like, put in a safe, then put on a ship, then sink that ship to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

This summer, director James Cameron presents the greatest epic the epic of all time.

Deefalttwunnyfor's Butthole

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How. Dare. You.
We can share it

Put a tail on it first.

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1drBDL5Pfz0I

https://voca.ro/1cpQeCgUVWoc

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Put a tail on it first.

I'm literally on adam & eve right now. The irony

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm literally on adam & eve right now. The irony

Ooooo, whatchya buying??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm literally on adam & eve right now. The irony

Do it.

Please.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This summer, director James Cameron presents the greatest epic the epic of all time.

Deefalttwunnyfor's Butthole

Even he couldn't find it!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ooooo, whatchya buying??

A tail to show us!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/1cpQeCgUVWoc

https://voca.ro/1cjsRKTqMDup

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm literally on adam & eve right now. The irony

Nice! I'm on uppers.
...
What?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Ooooo, whatchya buying??

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

Do it.

Please.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nice! I'm on uppers.
...
What?

What kind of uppers? Where'd you get them?

 

[MissLabelled]

Like, put in a safe, then put on a ship, then sink that ship to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

Man, to see the look on the faces of the next wave of billionaires when they go down there and find this!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

Get the Lovense toys, then you can play alone or with an amigovia

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

If buying a Fleshlight is your life choice low point? You are on life's honor roll, my friend.

Damn, I'm due for a new stroker I think.

What kind of uppers? Where'd you get them?

CBD gummies. Maybe not technically an upper but they cost like they are.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Get the Lovense toys, then you can play alone or with an amigovia

I do love my Max, but it totally feels like I'm fucking a Thermos.

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1cjsRKTqMDup

https://voca.ro/1ddHs5e7oKp6

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Man, to see the look on the faces of the next wave of billionaires when they go down there and find this!

Their squished faces because their submarine imploded?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Get the Lovense toys, then you can play alone or with an amigovia

Probably more of the former than the latter, but sure might as well future proof. I like that

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If buying a Fleshlight is your life choice low point? You are on life's honor roll, my friend.

I never knew there were so many options with these, do you have a recommendation? Do I just pick the 'actress' that I like?

CBD gummies. Maybe not technically an upper but they cost like they are.

They always made me dizzy and tired. Sometimes too dizzy. And not 'fun dizzy' like 'I'm gonna vomit' dizzy

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Get the Lovense toys, then you can play alone or with an amigovia

I do love my Max, but it totally feels like I'm fucking a Thermos.

I've fucked worse.

Probably more of the former than the latter, but sure might as well future proof. I like that

I have enjoyed the Gush 2 so far, but I definitely want to upgrade already.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I do love my Max, but it totally feels like I'm fucking a Thermos.

I just love the long distance play features, they're the BEST

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I just love the long distance play features, they're the BEST

Which is exactly why I want the upgrade. Some react to each other... Yes, please!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fleshlight. I've finally succumbed.

This feels like a bad idea, but I'm slightly inebriated, aroused, and ready to make awful life choices for compliments

You're so pretty!
Who will look great with a bushy tail?
You will look great with a bushy tail!
Yes you will!