Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

There ought to be!!! We're out here. We're lonely and underappreciated. Fishing for attention. Dying for the sweet, sweet caress of a woman

Your butthole would get so much attention it wouldn't know what to do with it all.

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://voca.ro/15eh0jLBbKEv

https://voca.ro/1aq9eib1hO1g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Your butthole would get so much attention it wouldn't know what to do with it all.

I've shelved that bad boy. I had an intervention of sorts where like 5 people told me they could describe it in detail. I thought we were all having a laugh and getting to know each other. I didn't realize that we were scorching memories into people's long term consciousness. Oh well, live and learn

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I think I gotta send the slime mold one to @Mrtenant

But also the phosphorus cycle. I mean who doesn't love the phosphorus cycle?

Agree to disagree.

The Nitrogen cycle is much more interesting than the P cycle, though phosphorus does have a great abiotic component (and bird poop)

 

[MissLabelled]

Valentine's inspired by Nature:View attachment 2490921
For some reason I think this belongs here.

Which kind of love describes you/your experience? Which card would you send to your valentine this year?

What do you think @crazychemgirl ? I hope I didn't overstep.

I feel quicksand got snubbed here.

Our love is like quicksand.
Smothering.
Til death do us part.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I've shelved that bad boy. I had an intervention of sorts where like 5 people told me they could describe it in detail. I thought we were all having a laugh and getting to know each other. I didn't realize that we were scorching memories into people's long term consciousness. Oh well, live and learn

 

[cascadiabound]

I feel quick sand got snubbed here.

Our love is like quick sand

Impossible to escape

Smothering at times.
Til death do us part.

FYP

 

[MissLabelled]

I've shelved that bad boy. I had an intervention of sorts where like 5 people told me they could describe it in detail. I thought we were all having a laugh and getting to know each other. I didn't realize that we were scorching memories into people's long term consciousness. Oh well, live and learn

Like pickled in a jar shelved?

 

[cascadiabound]

Agree to disagree.

The Nitrogen cycle is much more interesting than the P cycle, though phosphorus does have a great abiotic component (and bird poop)

No disrespect to the Nitrogen Cycle.
Love that too.

Give us a Valentine's Card - maybe this?

Our love is like the Nitrogen Cycle
.....I can't get over my fixation for you
When we touch it's a kind of assimilation (resistance is futile)
You convert me to loving you in both physical and biological ways
I will love you until I putrify and decay into dust

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sundays because you get to do everything twice on Sunday.

Am I doing the shenanigans right?

Omg! You're back!!

Oh my god, your ... all of you!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

No disrespect to the Nitrogen Cycle.
Love that too.

Give us a Valentine's Card - maybe this?

Our love is like the Nitrogen Cycle
.....I can't get over my fixation for you
When we touch it's a kind of assimilation
You convert me to loving you in both physical and biological ways
I will love you until I putrify and decay into dust

We start with a flash of lightning.

We can alter our form to match the demands of our setting.

We can make something vital out of even the worst carrion the world may offer.

...and pee plays an important role!

 

[Photog1rl]

Valentine's inspired by Nature:View attachment 2490921
For some reason I think this belongs here.

Which kind of love describes you/your experience? Which card would you send to your valentine this year?

What do you think @crazychemgirl ? I hope I didn't overstep.

I love this Cas! I think my valentine and I are like slime mold in a bog.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've shelved that bad boy. I had an intervention of sorts where like 5 people told me they could describe it in detail. I thought we were all having a laugh and getting to know each other. I didn't realize that we were scorching memories into people's long term consciousness. Oh well, live and learn

It's because it's surprisingly cute. I never thought I'd say that about a butthole, but here we are. You don't have share it anymore if you don't want to, Lord knows I've dug my heals in on what I will & won't post, but wear the "Cutest Starfish on Lit" title with pride!

*I can also make this in a lapel button if you want to wear it to work.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's because it's surprisingly cute. I never thought I'd say that about a butthole, but here we are. You don't have share it anymore if you dint want to, Lord knows I've dig my heals in on what I will & won't post, but wear the "Cutest Starfish on Lit" title with pride!
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*I can also make this in a lapel button if you want to wear it to work.

Ahem.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I aim to be here more frequently!

I have missed you more than I can put into words here. Just so you know.

 

[MissLabelled]

Oh my god, your ... all of you!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ3MzMGt6c2lkMmw4OTI3emd3bzR6MXd5NmNwOWxoN2U1OWNrbnMyZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cC9UfS8mFeq2dtHMjE/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahem.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952lbly85f2ppxzgkkdbcr8k0jhuvdriyvjy0q9abfx&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Also, I would like a revote. Or an open vote. Thank you.

 

[LupineOne]

Valentine's inspired by Nature:View attachment 2490921
For some reason I think this belongs here.

Which kind of love describes you/your experience? Which card would you send to your valentine this year?

What do you think @crazychemgirl ? I hope I didn't overstep.

Oh it’s a slime mold for sure

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ3MzMGt6c2lkMmw4OTI3emd3bzR6MXd5NmNwOWxoN2U1OWNrbnMyZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cC9UfS8mFeq2dtHMjE/giphy.gif

I will take all of you...

 

[LupineOne]

Sundays because you get to do everything twice on Sunday.

Am I doing the shenanigans right?

Yes…yes you are! Welcome back, you!

 

[lavendersilk]

@UnquietDreams

https://voca.ro/19eSsOmv3JkD

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahem.

Yours is the sexiest

 

[UnquietDreams]

@UnquietDreams

https://voca.ro/19eSsOmv3JkD

https://voca.ro/1drBDL5Pfz0I

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Like pickled in a jar shelved?

Like, put in a safe, then put on a ship, then sink that ship to the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yours is the sexiest
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I fucking love you!