Psstā¦whatās your superpower?
Oops I guess I misunderstood the thread.
But while they're helping you, you lose your human voice and sound like an eagle. Your voice's pitch depends on numbervof eagles you summon
But you can only go backwards in time and not forward again and so eventually youāre the only human left on the planet full of goo.
ā¦but it only works when the people whose minds youāre reading are in the bathroom. This leaves you with all the gross toilet thoughts, but also the brilliant shower thoughts that would make one rich, if only they were able to write it downā¦which you are!
But something else you own disappears when you use this superpower, and you donāt know what itāll be.. or when itāll happen.. so far youāve lost the fuse for your wand, eight pairs of panties, a sofa and your best bra
(Bras in my size are expensive AF, but still, small price to pay for the ability to at least alleviate local hunger!)
For every person you cure, another puppy/kitty starts disliking you
ā¦but when you do, other animals of that species will try to mate with you.
For every minute typed in the microwave, you have wait just as long till your shower water comes out at the appropriate comfortable temperature.
But you can only use it in odd numbered minutes.. itās like it goes off and on like a police siren or a broken tv
Every time you fix an issue you lose an IQ point. Eventually leaving you a mindless shell.
But for every one you anticipate, one of your own needs will never again be fulfilled
Every time you grant a wish you hee-haw like a donkey.
But you canāt unstretch againā¦
You canāt remember the details give for more than 30 minutes
By peeing on the wound
But you canāt only do it in public and no one else understands or believes you
