Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I can Google the directions to make a Lego sex dungeon.

I wonder if there are any masochists who actually enjoy stepping on Legos?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I wonder if there are any masochists who actually enjoy stepping on Legos?

Wanna try my bed of Lego nails?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I wonder if there are any masochists who actually enjoy stepping on Legos?

Want to eat nachos and watch the Super Bowl.. naked?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wanna try my bed of Lego nails?

I’m definitely not a masochist for Legos!

Want to eat nachos and watch the Super Bowl.. naked?

Ummm YEAH, pass the nachos!

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

I’m definitely not a masochist for Legos!


Ummm YEAH, pass the nachos!

Here kitty kitty

 

[Fiestykitten]

Here kitty kitty

You are so beautiful, your skin reminds me of leather, I love the feel of leather

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You are so beautiful, your skin reminds me of leather, I love the feel of leather

If we put hair dryers in our mouth and then kiss each other … our kisses will taste like leather.
It works. I’ll show you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you wanna eat nachos naked while watching Judge Judy..?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Do you wanna eat nachos naked while watching Judge Judy..?

I make really good nachos. And I’m judgy at times? Does that count?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I make really good nachos. And I’m judgy at times? Does that count?

Will you prick me with your cactus?

 

[Mrtenant]

Will you prick me with your cactus?

Roadtrip! We're going to Mordor, I mean D.C.

 

[Fiestykitten]

can we stop by the political boards and pick up some sacrificial orcs and cave trolls?

Will you spear me with your sword oh great paladin?

 

[Fiestykitten]

certainly, I just polished it up and ready to be tempered in the phoenix fire..

I'll be glad to stoke my fire for you anytime

 

[cactusjack0584]

So… speaking of fire… um it’s hot…so don’t burn yourself…*double finger guns*
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[Coyote100]

A little trivia. Do you know was tv's Paladin?

 

[FreckledSprite]

Do you like to ring bells? Because I have one…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you like to ring bells? Because I have one…

*Starts blasting AC/DC’s Hells Bells and playing air guitar*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*Starts blasting AC/DC’s Hells Bells and playing air guitar*

That’s not all that incompetent of flirting
(( I say, picking up my air bass guitar))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Are you self assembly furniture? Because I want to insert dowel A into socket B

 

[Fiestykitten]

Are you self assembly furniture? Because I want to insert dowel A into socket B

I can make a mean ravioli, would you like to put it in your mouth?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can make a mean ravioli, would you like to put it in your mouth?

You look like a snack

I hope you’re all I can eat!!

 

[Fiestykitten]

You look like a snack

I hope you’re all I can eat!!

You are like a tall glass of water

I could drink you all day long!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You are like a tall glass of water

I could drink you all day long!

I do come with a straw.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I do come with a straw.

So I have to stick a straw up you to get you to cum? … well, ok then.

 

[Fiestykitten]

So I have to stick a straw up you to get you to cum? … well, ok then.

I have a spoon too; can I eat you out?