Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

I could spend hours wrapping my mouth around your timbits.

I named my cock Donut. And it wants to go Dunkin.

Never mind the glazed tip.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I named my cock Donut. And it wants to go Dunkin.

Never mind the glazed tip.

https://www.bing.com/th/id/OGC.48c4c151db2df12df55d972e4d3f069d?pid=1.7&rurl=https%3a%2f%2fusagif.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2flaughing-64.gif&ehk=xACODjNGUcvkEZWP7zSHHd%2bLH7OfsLclED86N8xT6ls%3d

 

[Qky75]

I used my trial buy one get one free on GrubHub and there's 10 minutes until Jeopardy starts ...whaddya say about some pre-dinner dessert?

 

[Venefica]

Dating at daylight?

Hm, my coffin is then closed ...

 

[Divindisguise]

Dating at daylight?

Hm, my coffin is then closed ...

Is there room in that coffin for two?

 

[Venefica]

Is there room in that coffin for two?

You would have lying on me or me on you ..................................

 

[Divindisguise]

You would have lying on me or me on you ..................................

We could alternate, and cause quite a ruckus shaking that box ;-)

 

[Venefica]

We could alternate, and cause quite a ruckus shaking that box ;-)

But first let me bite ... I mean kiss ... your throat ....

 

[Divindisguise]

But first let me bite ... I mean kiss ... your throat ....

Only if you use your 'lower lips' to kiss it

 

[Venefica]

@Divindisguise

Come around midnight in my coffin, we discuss it then ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

do you find it attractive when women physically drool when they find someone attractive…


*drools


Asking for a friend

 

[LostHorizon]

do you find it attractive when women physically drool when they find someone attractive…


*drools


Asking for a friend

can you help me pluck my nose hair?

 

[Bassytian]

I shall serenade you using only my hand and armpit.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I shall serenade you using only my hand and armpit.

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

Only if you let me return the favor with my stamp collection.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Only if you let me return the favor with my stamp collection.

Ah, it's a match made in study hall!!!!

*skip me

 

[Bassytian]

Just for you, I will make a fart sound without the use my hand or armpit!

My favorite foreplay is whisperi g in your ear the detailed taxonomy of each of the freeze dried insects in my collection. You in?

Oooooh, juicy!

 

[crazychemgirl]

“We finish each others …”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

“We finish each others …”

…chili cheese fries!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You wanna see the latest Lego set I bought?

We can put it together together!!!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You wanna see the latest Lego set I bought?

We can put it together together!!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

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Hey Kitty,

I've got some kibble if you have the bits.

ETA: Pssst. It's incompetently.

 

[SassyPixiedust]

Hey Kitty,

I've got some kibble if you have the bits.

ETA: Pssst. It's incompetently.

Hi, i like Lego. I have Lego too.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Hi, i like Lego. I have Lego too.

Sounds fun, we should schedule a play date and see if we can build something special.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Sounds fun, we should schedule a play date and see if we can build something special.

I can Google the directions to make a Lego sex dungeon.