Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Pickle shots are delicious. Try one.

Thanks for the recommendation… I trust your judgment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The poor donut

You should try it again… for science!

 

[lavendersilk]

The poor donut

You should try it again… for science!

I think it was the wrong donut for the job.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think it was the wrong donut for the job.

I agree. It didn’t have much structural integrity to begin with.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I always hated history …

Like.. I love history and find it super interesting… I hated having to take a CLASS in it.

The history teacher assured me that the two assignments that were missing have been turned in. They just haven't been graded yet. So my kid is no longer failing.

 

[MisterAlice]

I can't keep up. Are we talking about buttholes again?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The history teacher assured me that the two assignments that were missing have been turned in. They just haven't been graded yet. So my kid is no longer failing.

Yay!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can't keep up. Are we talking about buttholes again?

Nope…. Not this time.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, you know jokes are always better with exploded diagrams of avian biology!

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a duck on his head.

The doctor says "can I help you?"

And the duck says, "yeah, can you get this guy off my ass?

And this is how a duck works...
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And then he waddled away, waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, until the very next day…….

IYKYK

 

[Bry1313]

I'm a little confused about the size of this thing

Im bigger

 

[MisterAlice]

Oh, so a literal, real, actual donut this time -- but with a dildo in it. Got it!

 

[Bry1313]

And to see how many donuts I can fit on it.

If you have a normal sized dick, the number is zero, the holes in donuts are small

 

[Bry1313]

When I'm out and about, I stand to piss, but, if I'm home, I'm a Sitzpinkler. I usually piss sitting down. No matter how good your aim, you'll splash. Sitting is cleaner.

https://bigthink.com/strange-maps/sitzpinkler-german-men-pee-sitting-down/

https://bigthink.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/YouGov.png

I do not believe that data set

 

[Bry1313]

A whiskey drink

A vodka drink

A cider drink

A lager drink.
And then I sing the songs that remind me of the good times and the songs that remind him of the best times

Pissing the night away…….pissing the night away

 

[Bry1313]

Anyone have a favourite drink?

Non-alcoholic - Arnie Palmer

Favourite alcoholic drink?

Old Fashioned or bourbon straight up

The drink you had that time you almost died?

Whatever the hell people ordered for me on my 21st bday (such a cliche)

The drink that always brings out a good memory?

Gin and Tonics at a cabin

 

[Bry1313]

Very dry gin martini or a Manhattan with extra cherries

A proper Manhattan has two Luxardo cherries in it, minimum.

 

[Bry1313]

Gin is gross. Kool-aid powder can only improve it.

Blocked

 

[Chloe_Harper]

A proper Manhattan has two Luxardo cherries in it, minimum.

Minimum, yes. I had a bartender who always gave me an extra cup of cherries as soon as I sat down

 

[SWR101]

If you have a normal sized dick, the number is zero, the holes in donuts are small

You are eating donuts that are WAY too small… donuts down here are like personal pizzas…

 

[Bry1313]

Minimum, yes. I had a bartender who always gave me an extra cup of cherries as soon as I sat down

That person is a keeper

 

[Bry1313]

You are eating donuts that are WAY too small… donuts down here are like personal pizzas…

Wrong




That beauty on the bottom is a brown butter glazed brioche donut and is the best donut in this city and it’s a monster. Notice the small hole though, nothing of use is fitting in that hole.

 

[EricaAnna]

Random Erica post strikes again!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/307f43562250ac15736166790b1d19f2/edad5bfe056b2353-a6/s500x750/c4f081128d7d95fa6d2fd7da617d8e2e0f793c8d.webp

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think it was the wrong donut for the job.

I agree. It didn’t have much structural integrity to begin with.

Im sure I'm going to regret this... But.... What is the correct donut to fuck?

 

[lavendersilk]

Im sure I'm going to regret this... But.... What is the correct donut to fuck?

Well, it's all about preparation. Get a couple fingers in there first to gage the looseness and use extra glaze to really slide it in.

 

[TXRafe]

Im sure I'm going to regret this... But.... What is the correct donut to fuck?

clearly its the best donut, white glazed candy...duh...
https://media1.tenor.com/m/gAmHEdkvqRYAAAAC/rainbow-doughnuts-doughnuts.gif