Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

@lavendersilk @OrdinaryPerson @MindYaBitness @MandaPandaa @PassionatePanther @morelikeasong

I'm a little confused about the size of this thing

 

[UnquietDreams]

I absolutely ADORE lighthouses

Me too! Made a trip to Maine to drive up the coast and visit them, all the way to Passamaquoddy (blame Pete's Dragon ).

 

[SWR101]

Ypu wound me, good si! I will have you know, I'm a fan of Jung. Freud can go snort more coke and dream about banging his mom!

Hey baby, wanna stare at lighthouses and discuss the potential archetypes of the people as they pass by?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey baby, wanna stare at lighthouses and discuss the potential archetypes of the people as they pass by?

Don't threaten me with a good time!

 

[Qky75]

I thought this said, do you want people WITH your lighthouses and my brain still can’t work out what that means.

It's a Freud joke. Penis envy. Meh ill stick with what people expect out of me

Belch tits.

 

[SWR101]

Don't threaten me with a good time!

I legit do this, BTW, though it’s from the Myers-Briggs modification of Jungian archetypes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a Freud joke. Penis envy. Meh ill stick with what people expect out of me

Belch tits.

why do men think women have penis envy …in this day and age you can order one off the internet.


Ok there is still the matter of standing to pee…,

And the actual sensation of banging pussy…

And doing the helicopter while making the “woo woo” sound…



Ok ok … never mind.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I legit do this, BTW, though it’s from the Myers-Briggs modification of Jungian archetypes.

I am hugely fond of people watching amidst areas of tourist interest… the types of people, what they’re wearing, how they interact with each other.

It’s absolutely fascinating.

I also love going to a busy coffee shop or cafe in the middle of the city and doing the same thing.

 

[SWR101]

why do men think women have penis envy …in this day and age you can order one off the internet.


Ok there is still the matter of standing to pee…,

And the actual sensation of banging pussy…

And doing the helicopter while making the “woo woo” sound…

Bold of you to assume all men are able do the above either… (i will excuse those who’s preference isnt for pussy)

 

[SWR101]

I am hugely fond of people watching amidst areas of tourist interest… the types of people, what they’re wearing, how they interact with each other.

It’s absolutely fascinating.

I also love going to a busy coffee shop or cafe in the middle of the city and doing the same thing.

Right? People watching in full, but not crowded, areas is fascinating

 

[MrMakersMark]

You wound me, good sir! I will have you know, I'm a fan of Jung. Freud can go snort more coke and dream about banging his mom!
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*Inner-dialog*

Wonder if she thinks that Duality of Man thing was literal and is expecting a three banger.

 

[Qky75]

why do men think women have penis envy …in this day and age you can order one off the internet.


Ok there is still the matter of standing to pee…,

And the actual sensation of banging pussy…

And doing the helicopter while making the “woo woo” sound…



Ok ok … never mind.

Hence FREUD... LIGHTHOUSE... she even said ....blargh.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Bold of you to assume all men are able do the above either… (i will excuse those who’s preference isnt for pussy)

I’m more of a propeller hat guy…
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[crazychemgirl]

Hence FREUD... LIGHTHOUSE... she even said ....blargh.

It’s ok babes …. Just ignore me.

My brain isn’t 100% involved today.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bold of you to assume all men are able do the above either… (i will excuse those who’s preference isnt for pussy)

So you can’t helicopter?

Pee standing up?

Or fuck? (Pussy, ass, mouth, whatever you’re into)

 

[cactusjack0584]

So you can’t helicopter?

Pee standing up?

Or fuck? (Pussy, ass, mouth, whatever you’re into)

Women can totally pee standing up?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Women can totally pee standing up?

Saw it on Step Brothers.

#StayGolden

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you can’t helicopter?

Pee standing up?

Or fuck? (Pussy, ass, mouth, whatever you’re into)

Not all men have penises.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Saw it on Step Brothers.

#StayGolden

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be…. I’m just sayin

 

[SWR101]

So you can’t helicopter?

Pee standing up?

Or fuck? (Pussy, ass, mouth, whatever you’re into)

Helicopter, and while I don’t fuck as much as I’d like, it does happen (last night FWIW)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not all men have penises.

Ok fair…

For ALL THOSE WITH PENISES…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Helicopter, and while I don’t fuck as much as I’d like, it does happen (last night FWIW)

It just takes practice… ask @Wriggle

 

[MrMakersMark]

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be…. I’m just sayin

Ahh..

#StayDry

 

[SWR101]

It just takes practice… ask @Wriggle

There is a skill barrier, for sure, but there’s also a physiological one, not everyone is endowed correctly to do it in a. Way that is functional (not entirely size, but size and flexibility when in the size)

 

[crazychemgirl]

There is a skill barrier, for sure, but there’s also a physiological one, not everyone is endowed correctly to do it in a. Way that is functional (not entirely size, but size and flexibility when in the size)

Interesting… I never considered this possibility.


This is why I want a dick for just one day.