Sex & Shenanigans

Emu, ostrich, shark (many people have -- a lot of less scrupulous restaurants served it as more expensive halibut), turtle, octopus (tasty, but never again, and I feel bad about it), crickets, squid, rattlesnake, puppy, and a cobra venom sack (it's a long and stupid story, but spoiler: don't do that). Also probably a bunch of other stuff I have no idea about while living in Japan.
Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!
 
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What tv show are you currently watching?
Gilmore Girls, season 1 (by myself), Agents of SHIELD ( with my daughter. She teases me for watching Gilmore Girls).
What movie did you last watch?
The Warriors. "Come out and plaaayyyy"
What book are you reading?
The Bad-Ass Librarians of Timbuktu, by Joshua Hammer. About saving rare texts from destruction by idiotic, ignorant, violent religious zealots. Seems topical for some reason.
What podcast are you listening to?
Talk is Jericho. Backstage pro wrestling stories.
What audiobook are you listening to?
Nothing at the moment.
What song are you listening to?
At this moment? "Somebody's Baby," Jackson Browne. I'm at 2nd job.
 
Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!
I am 1/4 Native American. Visiting for the first time since I was a baby, and there was a massive cook out on the rez. Our tribe never domesticated dogs. I thought my cousin was fucking with me when he told the to dig deep into the stew. "The puppy sinks to the bottom."

He was, for once, not fucking with me.
 
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