Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

I wouldn't mind the extra effort... just saying

 

[crazychemgirl]

Trimmed but not shaved…

But rhinestones and body paint are ok?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

Oh yeah. Vajazzle us.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/82hGP3p1bN5cY/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91wongxr9poysxoyn9j5ztzllwg24ebb1ak44n7tv1&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

It's vagazzling.

 

[Bry1313]

Does that mean men prefer vajazzled pussy?

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood.

I'm never invited.

I just barge right in.

2% of the time, it works every time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m just happy to be invited to the neighborhood

Awkward when you just show up with some potato salad.

 

[SWR101]

But rhinestones and body paint are ok?

You do you, boo

 

[Qky75]

I'm never invited.

I just barge right in.

2% of the time, it works every time.

Checks notes about restrained beaver statutes....

 

[crazychemgirl]

You do you, boo

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

 

[Qky75]

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

Ooooo that's Innnnteresting

 

[crazychemgirl]

Checks notes about restrained beaver statutes....

I’m so confused.

 

[SWR101]

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

Adds some texture when using a condom…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Adds some texture when using a condom…

Condoms?!!!

Ew.


No thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

WHY DO I STILL HAVE AN HOUR LEFT IN MY WORKDAY?!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m so confused.

Have you lost have we?

 

[Qky75]

Condoms?!!!

Ew.


No thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well duh

 

[SWR101]

Condoms?!!!

Ew.


No thank you.

I like you…

 

[crazychemgirl]

No but seriously…. I’ve always had issues with condoms. I understand their purpose for disease like syphilis and fetuses … but they never stay on properly.

And one of the WORST feelings is the feeling of pulling out the tip of a condom after sex.

*shudders

 

[SWR101]

No but seriously…. I’ve always had issues with condoms. I understand their purpose for disease like syphilis and fetuses … but they never stay on properly.

And one of the WORST feelings is the feeling of pulling out the tip of a condom after sex.

*shudders

I’ve never had a problem with them staying on properly, and im not that endowed…

But they also numb me too much, so I personally don’t care for them either

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve never had a problem with them staying on properly, and im not that endowed…

But they also numb me too much, so I personally don’t care for them either

I dunno … I’ve been with men of all sizes and they always struggle with condoms breaking.

I’m surprised I don’t have a bagillion kids by now.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok ok ok ….


Tell me …



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