Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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It’s like hypnosis but hynopussy

Trust in meeeeeee....

 

[MindYaBitness]

Emu, ostrich, shark (many people have -- a lot of less scrupulous restaurants served it as more expensive halibut), turtle, octopus (tasty, but never again, and I feel bad about it), crickets, squid, rattlesnake, puppy, and a cobra venom sack (it's a long and stupid story, but spoiler: don't do that). Also probably a bunch of other stuff I have no idea about while living in Japan.

Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok ok ok ….


Tell me …



What tv show are you currently watching?

Gilmore Girls, season 1 (by myself), Agents of SHIELD ( with my daughter. She teases me for watching Gilmore Girls).

What movie did you last watch?

The Warriors. "Come out and plaaayyyy"

What book are you reading?

The Bad-Ass Librarians of Timbuktu, by Joshua Hammer. About saving rare texts from destruction by idiotic, ignorant, violent religious zealots. Seems topical for some reason.

What podcast are you listening to?

Talk is Jericho. Backstage pro wrestling stories.

What audiobook are you listening to?

Nothing at the moment.

What song are you listening to?

At this moment? "Somebody's Baby," Jackson Browne. I'm at 2nd job.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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(It was not actually me, and Im not Dio…)

Holy Diver! I was the last in line for the rainbow in the dark.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Puppy! You ate a puppy?????? Please tell me your phone autocorrected pussy!

I am 1/4 Native American. Visiting for the first time since I was a baby, and there was a massive cook out on the rez. Our tribe never domesticated dogs. I thought my cousin was fucking with me when he told the to dig deep into the stew. "The puppy sinks to the bottom."

He was, for once, not fucking with me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Thanks to all my friends here, no matter what kind you are
xoxoxo

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wasn't allowed to watch Bambi when I was a kid because it portrayed hunters in a bad light. When I finally watched it, I turned to my dad and told him that it wasn't a bad light, so much as completely accurate

Harry and the Hendersons on the other hand...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Deer Killers -_-

Deer killers, we are gathered here together...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Deer killers, we are gathered here together...

To get through this thing called… life

 

[UnquietDreams]

To get through this thing called… life

Oh no, let's go...

 

[MindYaBitness]

To get through this thing called… life

Oh no, let's go...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I read "Luminol" and got very confused...

Get the f*** out

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh no, let's go...

Can I come too? Please I don't know where we're going but I don't want to be here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Happy Humpday

 

[MrMakersMark]

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Happy Humpday

I'm @MrMakersMark, and on behalf of hobos everwhere, I approve this gif of the little smokeshow banging her muffin against the ball that bears our sigil.

 

[MisterAlice]

Venison tacos are A+

 

[MrMakersMark]

Venison tacos are A+

True.
But erase venison from that sentence and put almost every form of filling (except soup) in it's place and you've a winner there.

 

[crazychemgirl]

True.
But erase venison from that sentence and put almost every form of filling (except soup) in its place and you've a winner there.

You mean simply tacos are A+ …?

 

[MisterAlice]

True.
But erase venison from that sentence and put almost every form of filling (except soup) in it's place and you've a winner there.

That's fair, but venison's strong flavor cuts through the spices more than turkey or chicken or even beef.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m personally not a fan of venison …. But that’s just me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is everyone doing this lovely humpday??

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What is everyone doing this lovely humpday??

Currently? Putting off getting out of bed until the very last second!

 

[lavendersilk]

What is everyone doing this lovely humpday??

Trying to stay off Lit and work. Can you tell I'm failing?

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’m personally not a fan of venison …. But that’s just me.

Well...it's not JUST you.
But its mostly you.


And I forgive you.