Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

I dunno … I’ve been with men of all sizes and they always struggle with condoms breaking.

I’m surprised I don’t have a bagillion kids by now.

 

[SWR101]

What tv show are you currently watching?

Trigun Stampede

What movie did you last watch?

Sonic 3

What book are you reading?

Abuse of men by Women

What podcast are you listening to?

Critical Role

What audiobook are you listening to?

Operation Paperclip by Annie Jacobson, read by the author

What song are you listening to?

Not much into music, but I’ve recently been into Linkin Park’s new album

 

[MrMakersMark]

No but seriously…. I’ve always had issues with condoms. I understand their purpose for disease like syphilis and fetuses … but they never stay on properly.

And one of the WORST feelings is the feeling of pulling out the tip of a condom after sex.

*shudders

hmm...yeah.



Andifyouareanaive18yearoldandintheArmysationedsomewhereinsouthtexasandallthefellasdecidetotakeyououtandyouscootacrosstheborderendingupinamexicanbrotheltheymakeyouwear2.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

What tv show are you currently watching?

Yellowstone

What movie did you last watch?

The Wild Robot

What book are you reading?

None... lit takes up my reading time

What podcast are you listening to?

None... see above

What audiobook are you listening to?

Also none... fucking lit

What song are you listening to?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok ok ok ….


Tell me …



What tv show are you currently watching?
What movie did you last watch?
What book are you reading?
What podcast are you listening to?
What audiobook are you listening to?
What song are you listening to?

I am between all of these.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Weirdest meat is probably gator or moose. For those saying Bison, that’s a pretty basic Midwest meat, those ranches are everywhere now

It was exotic in the 80's. Now we have a lot of Beefalo ranches, and those are YUMMY!

 

[MindYaBitness]

No no no no … but frogs are so fucking adorable!!!!!

I love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was exotic in the 80's. Now we have a lot of Beefalo ranches, and those are YUMMY!

Lol @ beefalo

 

[MrMakersMark]

It was exotic in the 80's. Now we have a lot of Beefalo ranches, and those are YUMMY!

Bison is very good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bison is very good.

I agree.


I had a bison burger over the summer …. So juicy and MEATY!!!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Trimmed but not shaved…

If it's vajazzled, it's waxed, just sayin'

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’d think rhinestones would be …. Scratchy.


Maybe it’s ribbed for HIS pleasure.

not scratchy, but great for exfoliation. Men don't exfoliate enough. We're basically doing them a favor!

 

[crazychemgirl]

If it's vajazzled, it's waxed, just sayin'

Yeah I imagine stickers don’t stick to fuzzy pussy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What tv show are you currently watching?

So You Think You Can Dance

What movie did you last watch?

Pinball: The Man Who Saved the Game

What book are you reading?

Monsters, Aliens, and Holes in the Ground

What podcast are you listening to?

Nothing at the moment

What audiobook are you listening to?

Debt: The First 5000 Years

What song are you listening to?

A Boy Named Sue.

 

[SWR101]

If it's vajazzled, it's waxed, just sayin'

You know, thats a fair point, but I also feel the girl who wants to keep that up is a little higher maintenance than im trying to keep up with too

 

[MindYaBitness]

No but seriously…. I’ve always had issues with condoms. I understand their purpose for disease like syphilis and fetuses … but they never stay on properly.

And one of the WORST feelings is the feeling of pulling out the tip of a condom after sex.

*shudders

I like me a good ribbed condom!

 

[Bry1313]

Awkward when you just show up with some potato salad.

But everyone loves good potato salad

 

[crazychemgirl]

But everyone loves good potato salad

I’m guessing you didn’t get my reference

 

[MindYaBitness]

You know, thats a fair point, but I also feel the girl who wants to keep that up is a little higher maintenance than im trying to keep up with too

It's usually for a special occasion. Back when I did them, it was usually brides & strippers!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like me a good ribbed condom!

Truth in advertising. At last,

 

[Bry1313]

I’m guessing you didn’t get my reference

I avoided it

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was usually brides & strippers!

never heard of this D&D clone?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mash potato flavored dick is the most mid-west thing that ever midwested

 

[MrMakersMark]

If it's vajazzled, it's waxed, just sayin'

Awwwe shucks, waxy lady