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LostHorizon said:
What about mid morning coffee break, lunch break, mid afternoon snack, occasional work late breaks?

I mean… there has to be an acronym for those people.
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Oh, you mean PURVESS?
Common pronunciation: ▪︎PERVES▪︎

Persistant Uncontrollable Repeated Vaginal and Erectile Sexual Stimulators.


Yeah, its much more common than ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Comes in various stages and severities.


I've heard the females with bad cases will resort to hairbrushes, vibrating massagers toothbrushes and the water nozzle with the hose and alternating pressure patterns that is supposed to be for your back? You know which one I am talking Bout? Yeah that one.... right up the snooch. They see cock and vulva formations in the clouds like the devout see Jesus in them. They squint their eyes in photos and a phallus appears, so it effects how the brain absorbs information.

And the guys?
Mostly they just abuse themselves, putting their contraption into anything that can produce friction and then just thump away all day and start ejaculating. It wont stop until they start pumping out knee cartilage.

Some will even take up yoga to develop the flexibility to self-fellate...and to be in a room with a dozen pairs of yoga pants.

Or there is allegedly a Doc in Equador who will just surgically remove a rib for you.
Reasonable rates...or so I'm told.


Yeah..

It's sad. Poor buggers.
 
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UnquietDreams said:
God, I hate it when a headache holds on. It's like waking up the morning after a party and finding someone crashed in the bathtub when you want to take a shower. "I slept. You are supposed to be gone!"
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Morning feelings.

My favorite?

Waking up with memory snapshots of the heroic and legendary things you did...and all the Vag slain....feeling those deeds fade away into unaccessible memory.

And you've nothing to show for it all except for the feeling of an invisible dwarfs thumb in your neck because you folded the pillow in your sleep like a jackass.
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...


And Lit has already told you twice "Oops we have a problem"




So awesome.


 
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