Sex & Shenanigans

Yes, I have brought up to the Wellness Committee the importance of building a wellness pod for mid-day wellness activities.

Not everyone is lucky enough to have an office to practice wellness wanking.
Well, that is why those wank from home programs are so successful… wait… I meant… work from home. Yes… not… well… you know what I meant…
 
Excuse me, I'll have you know that I'm a horn squirrel, thank you very much!
Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.
 
Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.
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Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?


I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.


I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..


Or piercings and/or tattoos?
Gotta have good hygiene. I think that's about it. I can vibe with pretty much any body type really.

Piercings and tattoos are a definite plus.
 
Well.. ADHD is for the guys. Clearly.

Yours is WAY worse.

ADHSLSHSHTHAGAHDLB.

Acute Debilitating Horny Squirrel Literally So Hot She Has To Have A Go At Herself During Lunch Break.

What a mess.
No pill or shot, but I have heard there are support groups in online forums.

Smh.

Good luck, kid.

That's a tough one.
What about mid morning coffee break, lunch break, mid afternoon snack, occasional work late breaks?

I mean… there has to be an acronym for those people.
 
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