Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

My brain is broken today …. I need the funnies to help.

Anyone have any funnies to share?

https://preview.redd.it/v59vojmtgsae1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=63f292f8103366b0246b829c333a53fc61525735

 

[MindYaBitness]

My brain is broken today …. I need the funnies to help.


Anyone have any funnies to share?

 

[MrMakersMark]

A plus but not a requirement?

Rule of thumb, when banging the "pulse-challenged", Vampires are more apt to be down to pound.

Zombies are a complete waste of time.

Just double-tap.

 

[lavendersilk]

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I felt that last one. #genx

 

[lavendersilk]

Who’s had an orgasm this week?


Raise your hand…

An? *does some quick math* 8 so far. It's, "Horny January."

 

[LostHorizon]

Who’s had an orgasm this week?


Raise your hand…

Raise it high and proud!

 

[LostHorizon]

An? *does some quick math* 8 so far. It's, "Horny January."

Oh? Were we supposed to share a number?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Here’s a TikTok that gave me much joy

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7463316182800649502

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The fridge doesn't complain when you put a bottle of beer into it?

Neither did the butthole or the person attached to the butthole, but I imagine YMMV

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh? Were we supposed to share a number?

I always overshare. Some may find that cute... or annoying.

 

[morelikeasong]

I always overshare. Some may find that cute... or annoying.

You’re always cute

 

[LostHorizon]

I always overshare. Some may find that cute... or annoying.

I didn’t think to keep count of my orgasms.

I guess I better start doing that.

 

[MisterAlice]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdDRqZXJlZ2wxN2E0cTE1OGtyanRscTg2ZmR2MDNscDFzaDI3MGdqcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Zcd3N14vCmr81iEbzi/giphy.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?

As many have said, hygiene. Clean your WHOLE body FFS.
Also, and I may catch some hate over this, but it's the honest truth: if the geometry of our bodies won't work because I'm fluffy and you're even fluffier, I lose a lot of interest. Not that it's all about sex, but if actual P-in-V sex is mathematically improbable, it kills a lot of motivation.

I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.

I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears… or small boobs..

Or piercings and/or tattoos?

Who’s had an orgasm this week?

Raise your hand…

I've had more orgasms this month than I typically average in a season. And today's... OH MY GOD. Had an inspirational assist today and she makes my body and mind go into overdrive!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re always cute

I second this

 

[SWR101]

I always overshare. Some may find that cute... or annoying.

You’re always cute

I second this

I third this

 

[morelikeasong]

We should all celebrate how cute @lavendersilk is with an orgasm!

… just a thought

 

[TXRafe]

We should all celebrate how cute @lavendersilk is with an orgasm!

… just a thought

https://media1.tenor.com/m/NaQL-Y2jS-AAAAAC/tracy-morgan.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

We should all celebrate how cute @lavendersilk is with an orgasm!

… just a thought

So, we celebrate when we see how cute she is when she orgasms?

 

[lavendersilk]

We should all celebrate how cute @lavendersilk is with an orgasm!

… just a thought

Will you send me a tribute video?

 

[TXRafe]

Will you send me a tribute video?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/LvXrSZELn5MAAAAd/what-are.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

Will you send me a tribute video?

that inbox is going to get pretty messy.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I tried to finish. I was sooo close, but then Giphy got a cramp.

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/LvXrSZELn5MAAAAd/what-are.gif

just to be clear...this is in response to wanting to see the @morelikeasong tribute video, which is what you asked for... ...i would never just make and send a random tribute video...at least i dont think i would...depends on how feral i am, i suppose, lol.

 

[morelikeasong]

Will you send me a tribute video?

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