Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I’m also not body-attraction based myself … I’ve dated body types all over the spectrum …. It’s your brain.

Your brain makes me wet.

 

[Qky75]

Omg hygiene 100%

*Checks his pits..
.
.

Ok I'm good

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?


I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.


I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..


Or piercings and/or tattoos?

I do prefer a guy who is bigger than me, weight and height, but that's really it. So, a smaller guy maybe I wouldn't want to jump right away, but he could still woo me with a good sense of humor.

Also, as mentioned by smart friends above, good hygiene and not a douche canoe. That last part can be hard to find.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m also not body-attraction based myself … I’ve dated body types all over the spectrum …. It’s your brain.

Your brain makes me wet.

Brain and personality for me. I like connection. This is actually how I realized I was pansexual. I never had a type. I usually lean toward males, but I've dated a couple of girls too. It's the connection, the wit, the humor, the long conversations, the everything mental that makes the physical connection fire

 

[dawn_of_night]

What's the difference between a fridge and a butthole?

The light comes in when you open the door!?

 

[dawn_of_night]

They're more likely to chat about the x-ray of what's stuck up in your private parts

I love fucking x rays....

 

[Qky75]

@lavendersilk .... Your cheeks look good all red

 

[dawn_of_night]

Brain and personality for me. I like connection. This is actually how I realized I was pansexual. I never had a type. I usually lean toward males, but I've dated a couple of girls too. It's the connection, the wit, the humor, the long conversations, the everything mental that makes the physical connection fire

Preach!

 

[lavendersilk]

@lavendersilk .... Your cheeks look good all red

Am I blushing... or do you mean the other cheeks?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ermm....I have a physical thing that seems to turn them all off

Lies!

 

[BongoGal]

I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …

Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?

Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?

I have had a couple of nurse friends relate a couple of erection stories. One involved a 19-year-old who (for bizarre reasons) needed his pubes shaved. As soon as the process started, he sprouted a big ol' boner that was embarrassing to them both. He insisted multiple times that he was sorry while struggling not to cry, and she offered to try again later. Showing wisdom beyond his years, he said to just do it right then. (I figure that he feared having it happen again, maybe with someone else. Get it over with, and let's never speak of it again.)

The other one was some dude in his fifties who was having a heart procedure done. It involved snaking tubes from the artery in his thigh up into his heart. He was under anesthesia, and things were going smoothly, and then to everyone's surprise, an erection was right there for the room to see. The solution was to just cover it back up. According to my friend, this wasn't laughed at, but there was a release of tension when a doctor (I think) said to the unconscious patient, "Sweet dreams." I learned that sexual dreams are not a rare occurrence when the drug propofol is used.

 

[dawn_of_night]

The fridge doesn't complain when you put a bottle of beer into it?

Oh for fucks sake....

I call red... Man....
Ain't nobody want that cut

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who’s had an orgasm this week?


Raise your hand…

 

[Wriggle]

Who’s had an orgasm this week?


Raise your hand…

I've had 2 today.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't think there's something that is an immediate turn off, other than maybe a bad smell. Bad hygiene is going to cause an immediate reuplsion.

I have preferences. For example, I may be drawn to wide shoulders, but a slim guy can be just as attractive if he wears it well, and exudes confidence. I may prefer dark hair, but some guys wear their baldness really well.

Usually immediate turn offs have more to do with something less feature associated and more tangential, like if they're telling sexist jokes, or start chewing with their mouth open.

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Personality is far more a thing for me than anything physical. Oh, and I had a first date with a woman who was beautiful, out of my league really. But she said, "oh, I don't ever read," and I drew a red line through her name in my head.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …

Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?

Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?

I bet, like anything else, there are discussions. But only on those outside of one or two standard deviation of "normal." Like batwings, or horse cock, or tattoos, or exceptionally enjoyable to look at, or awful to see. But, I bet it's mostly with peers because it's just part of the job.

If you were a dentist and someone came in with an actual wooden peg leg, wouldn't you discuss it with co-workers when the person left?

 

[MrMakersMark]

Ok question for the masses…

Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?


I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.


I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..


Or piercings and/or tattoos?

Hmmm...Solid heartbeat is a plus.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

My youngest was an ugly newborn. Lets face it, newborns look like shrively, little old men anyway, but he was particularly unpleasant. I adored him because I could see all the tells of what his features would become, but it cracked me up when people would lie to me and say what a beautiful baby he was

By about two months old he filled out and became a little butterball, but he always looked more like a tiny angry bank manager, than a baby

As the father of a really ugly baby, I relate to all of this. Now he's a lady killer

The throngs of girls that fall over themselves around him

 

[ShaneoD]

I have had a couple of nurse friends relate a couple of erection stories. One involved a 19-year-old who (for bizarre reasons) needed his pubes shaved. As soon as the process started, he sprouted a big ol' boner that was embarrassing to them both. He insisted multiple times that he was sorry while struggling not to cry, and she offered to try again later. Showing wisdom beyond his years, he said to just do it right then. (I figure that he feared having it happen again, maybe with someone else. Get it over with, and let's never speak of it again.)

The other one was some dude in his fifties who was having a heart procedure done. It involved snaking tubes from the artery in his thigh up into his heart. He was under anesthesia, and things were going smoothly, and then to everyone's surprise, an erection was right there for the room to see. The solution was to just cover it back up. According to my friend, this wasn't laughed at, but there was a release of tension when a doctor (I think) said to the unconscious patient, "Sweet dreams." I learned that sexual dreams are not a rare occurrence when the drug propofol is used.

As someone who had scrotal surgery within the last 6 months I hope Mr Grainger didn't take it personally if it did happen

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm...Solid heartbeat is a plus.

A plus but not a requirement?

 

[crazychemgirl]

My brain is broken today …. I need the funnies to help.


Anyone have any funnies to share?

 

[SWR101]

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On this the 82nd day of January…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My brain is broken today …. I need the funnies to help.


Anyone have any funnies to share?

 

[vagrantx]

Who’s had an orgasm this week?


Raise your hand…

...week? lol I'm like a teen who just got her first gag-gifted dildo and awkwardly goes "hehe yeah that's going in my drawer and never seeing the light of day again" but then when everyone's gone I don't come out of my room for a month.

Every. day.