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Seems like Toad's fallen on some hard times after Mario lost to Bowser.
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crazychemgirl
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Excuse you
UnquietDreams
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According to @crazychemgirl, one of them is a vacuum.
RosewoodTulip
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I have not popped in here for ages. Thought I'd just give a friendly hello and see what's new and...
...buttholes
Like I've never been away!
...buttholes
Like I've never been away!
crazychemgirl
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Some things never change Rosie dear … welcome back!!!
RosewoodTulip
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Thanks beaut
crazychemgirl
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I’m curious if you think that nurses, doctors, aestheticians, etc …
Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?
Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?
Secretly judge our vaginas and dicks when they look at them?
Do you think they discuss amongst friends, family and colleagues the weirdest, biggest, smallest … etc?
MindYaBitness
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Nah, they might judge your hygiene, but after waxing tons of Brazillions, I would say that Vag is like a fingerprint, everyone's is unique. You just get used to it. In all my time I only saw one that gave me pause. Her labia minor looked like bat wings. No joke.
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A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Qky75
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In general, you see so many and the mindset is on the job that the genitals aren't really thought about like that. @MindYaBitness is correct.. hygiene? We talk about that and judge that All. The. Time...."dude the smell in 5A? Get some room spray"
The first time I ever saw a severely prolapsed uterus gave me pause but then again I was 21 and very new to it all.
Personally, when I am with a female, the only thing I'm thinking about regarding her private places are how to exude confidence and just being as professional and routine as possible... showing the upmost respect and care. Often I'm just trying to keep her mind off what I'm doing with conversation and get in and get out quick.
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UnquietDreams
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I was married to a L&D nurse. She never once talked about judging a patients vagina or body in any way. But your baby? Oh, they coo and all with the best of them, but they are absolutely judging your weird looking spawn. UBS (Ugly Baby Syndrome) is a much discussed medical condition.
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My youngest was an ugly newborn. Lets face it, newborns look like shrively, little old men anyway, but he was particularly unpleasant. I adored him because I could see all the tells of what his features would become, but it cracked me up when people would lie to me and say what a beautiful baby he was
By about two months old he filled out and became a little butterball, but he always looked more like a tiny angry bank manager, than a baby
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Oh! What unique and defined features....My youngest was an ugly newborn. Lets face it, newborns look like shrively, little old men anyway, but he was particularly unpleasant. I adored him because I could see all the tells of what his features would become, but it cracked me up when people would lie to me and say what a beautiful baby he was
By about two months old he filled out and became a little butterball, but he always looked more like a tiny angry bank manager, than a baby
MindYaBitness
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"Is he about to lecture me on my overdraft fees?"Oh! What unique and defined features....
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My mom left the hospital after I had my first, went home and told my step dad my baby was beautiful… his response was “like grandma beautiful? Or real world beautiful?”
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I'm sure at least some of them do. Once you've seen that many private parts you've certainly got some stories to tell.
Taegul
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In my personal experience, that's how I've always interpreted the flinching and fainting.
MindYaBitness
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They're more likely to chat about the x-ray of what's stuck up in your private parts
Qky75
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Oh that's happening for sure!!They're more likely to chat about the x-ray of what's stuck up in your private parts
crazychemgirl
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Ok question for the masses…
Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?
I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.
I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..
Or piercings and/or tattoos?
Is there a physical body thing that someone has which would be a deal breaker for you?
I’m not talking about a dick if you’re not a gay man … or a dick if you’re a lesbian … lol.
I mean, like a dick that curves more than you like… or big ears
… or small boobs..
Or piercings and/or tattoos?
Qky75
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Ermm....I have a physical thing that seems to turn them all off
crazychemgirl
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I don’t believe that for a second.Ermm....I have a physical thing that seems to turn them all off
crazychemgirl
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You are all beautiful, sexy weirdos … and your bodies are all beautiful and sexy too …
This is a judgement free zone.
I’ll say it…. Ear lobes that don’t have a hanging / detached lobe freak me out.
May not be a deal breaker necessarily… but I’d be staring at it the WHOLE TIME ON A FIRST DATE.
This is a judgement free zone.
I’ll say it…. Ear lobes that don’t have a hanging / detached lobe freak me out.
May not be a deal breaker necessarily… but I’d be staring at it the WHOLE TIME ON A FIRST DATE.
MindYaBitness
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I don't think there's something that is an immediate turn off, other than maybe a bad smell. Bad hygiene is going to cause an immediate reuplsion.
I have preferences. For example, I may be drawn to wide shoulders, but a slim guy can be just as attractive if he wears it well, and exudes confidence. I may prefer dark hair, but some guys wear their baldness really well.
Usually immediate turn offs have more to do with something less feature associated and more tangential, like if they're telling sexist jokes, or start chewing with their mouth open.
