Sex & Shenanigans

Reorganize your bookshelves in your mind --by life experience, thematically.
You know how many books I own??
Uh, yes, please! I'm a nerd for animal facts
We should start a book club. Send each other books we love to read 🤩
I admit now I'm going to be the slacker. I don't get a lot of time to read. I'm working on it though
 
You know how many books I own??

We should start a book club. Send each other books we love to read 🤩
I admit now I'm going to be the slacker. I don't get a lot of time to read. I'm working on it though
I love to read, but I don't always get the time. But, being a raging insomniac, I watch a lot of nature documentaries in the middle of the night.
 
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Alright friends, I'm going in for surgery tomorrow and the pre-operative panic is setting in... Help me take my mind off it 🤕
Crazy truth.

There is a freshwater spring in Missouri that releases 13,000 liters of pure, 14 deg C, water per second, on an average day.
Every second. 13,000 Liters.

The water column dissolves and removes 175 tons of limestone every day.
Every day.


From time immemorial, before people walked upright on the land, until whenever we catch up to forever. It never stops.

I can't understand how
 
lol, I am well versed in the mating habits of a vast variety of animals. Who do you think helped @deefalttwunnyfor get certified as an official hornithologist 😁
Flash back to my 10 year old daughter. It was time for 'the talk'
Naturally, I agreed with mom to take the first run at it woman-to -woman. I came home as the discussion was wrapping up. Apparently, she ewwed and asked questions and everything was going well....enter the dad 😶
I knew how much she was into biology and animals....so my contribution? "And that is how all mammals procreate..." At this, this moment was when she screwed her face up. "But daddy, whales are mammals. How does THAT work?' Mom looking at me with death, "yeah daddy....how does that work? Go ahead...."

Sadly, I have seen my share of nature videos...including whales...and this began the finer points of whale sex with a 10 year old.
 
Crazy truth.

There is a freshwater spring in Missouri that releases 13,000 liters of pure, 14 deg C, water per second, on an average day.
Every second. 13,000 Liters.

The water column dissolves and removes 175 tons of limestone every day.
Every day.


From time immemorial, before people walked upright on the land, until whenever we catch up to forever. It never stops.

I can't understand how
Need we understand it?
 
Flash back to my 10 year old daughter. It was time for 'the talk'
Naturally, I agreed with mom to take the first run at it woman-to -woman. I came home as the discussion was wrapping up. Apparently, she ewwed and asked questions and everything was going well....enter the dad 😶
I knew how much she was into biology and animals....so my contribution? "And that is how all mammals procreate..." At this, this moment was when she screwed her face up. "But daddy, whales are mammals. How does THAT work?' Mom looking at me with death, "yeah daddy....how does that work? Go ahead...."

Sadly, I have seen my share of nature videos...including whales...and this began the finer points of whale sex with a 10 year old.
Narwhal penis are discussed in this book
 
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