What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Slickrick123]

Seriously - same!!! how do they not hear it???? HOURS at a time... ALL HOURS of the day and night... STAAAAAAAHP!!!!

Some people just don't give a shit.
When i was a kid those were the houses that got egged on Halloween. Different times.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Some people just don't give a shit.
When i was a kid those were the houses that got egged on Halloween. Different times.

I'm not rich enough to buy eggs just to throw them at a house! Have you seen the price of eggs lately???

I'm gathering video footage... and once I have enough I'll send it to the HOA...

I had thought of buying him two bark collars and putting them on his front step for Christmas

 

[Slickrick123]

I'm not rich enough to buy eggs just to throw them at a house! Have you seen the price of eggs lately???

I'm gathering video footage... and once I have enough I'll send it to the HOA...

I had thought of buying him two bark collars and putting them on his front step for Christmas

Ohhhh yea that bird flue thing. I guess they were different times on multiple levels.

If you have any HOA I wouldn't be surprised if there's something in the bylaws that says dogs can't be outside, unattended past all certain time.

 

[Shady_nz]

How are my hands always so fucking cold?

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[MidwestPrincess23]

Ohhhh yea that bird flue thing. I guess they were different times on multiple levels.

If you have any HOA I wouldn't be surprised if there's something in the bylaws that says dogs can't be outside, unattended past all certain time.

Oh - I've read the bylaws up and down... they are well OUTSIDE the rules... I just have to prove it before I call them out!
(and side note... I have a dog, I don't hate dogs... I just dislike owners that don't event attempt to control their dogs)

 

[Slickrick123]

Oh - I've read the bylaws up and down... they are well OUTSIDE the rules... I just have to prove it before I call them out!
(and side note... I have a dog, I don't hate dogs... I just dislike owners that don't event attempt to control their dogs)

Take them down!
The dog isn't the problem, the people are. I have a dog too. The barking just goes right through me.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Take them down!
The dog isn't the problem, the people are. I have a dog too. The barking just goes right through me.

EXACTLY!!! My dog will be out back just standing there staring at his dogs... they're barking like crazy at her and she just stares at them, silent, like "wtf you barking at?"

 

[Slickrick123]

EXACTLY!!! My dog will be out back just standing there staring at his dogs... they're barking like crazy at her and she just stares at them, silent, like "wtf you barking at?"

She's probably like "look at you fools... no home training" hahaha

 

[lacandy]

I don’t even want to watch the Super Bowl! Maybe I’ll organize my office that day…so fucking sick of the Chiefs.

 

[MrMakersMark]

As I am apparently the only Missourian around, and coincidentally a long-time fan of the home team, I will excuse myself from all conversations around the team in Red.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wash, rinse, repeat

 

[JKL123]

Wash, rinse, repeat

It's a shampoo company scam ..... Following those directions leads to an empty bottle of shampoo every day. It's a total sales ploy!

 

[LupineOne]

It’s going to be an “all the coffee” kinda day today.
Probably tomorrow too.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*sigh* why do people act that way? Is it just for attention? Am I bad person for wanting to slap them sometimes? How can I tell them to behave differently without sounding like a bitch? *sigh* perhaps just continuing to not engage is best. Who knows, I'm probably that person to someone else...

Oh god, my anxiety is going to have a field day with that last thought. Goodbye any chance of a peaceful Monday.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

*sigh* why do people act that way? Is it just for attention? Am I bad person for wanting to slap them sometimes? How can I tell them to behave differently without sounding like a bitch? *sigh* perhaps just continuing to not engage is best. Who knows, I'm probably that person to someone else...

Oh god, my anxiety is going to have a field day with that last thought. Goodbye any chance of a peaceful Monday.

One thing a therapist told me that gave me a good step towards peace: Nobody is thinking about you nearly as much as you think about yourself. They've got their own shit.

 

[BongoGal]

I was thinking, "Was that an earthquake?" Turns out it was! There was a 4.0 off the coast of Maine.

 

[MrMakersMark]

*sigh* why do people act that way? Is it just for attention? Am I bad person for wanting to slap them sometimes? How can I tell them to behave differently without sounding like a bitch? *sigh* perhaps just continuing to not engage is best. Who knows, I'm probably that person to someone else...

Oh god, my anxiety is going to have a field day with that last thought. Goodbye any chance of a peaceful Monday.

Have you considered a well-timed throat punch?
Slapping is archaic and is typically reserved for pimps n hos.
Or a properly presented ass cheek.

For a female, try a quick cooter punt.
Never had to use it myself, but the technique has merit and I've heard good things about changed behavior after application.

Throat punching or simply making a fist and glancing at his nads will give most of the fellas pause and adequately alter behavior to more socially suitable norms.

- The Sturgeon General

 

[Chloe_Harper]

One thing a therapist told me that gave me a good step towards peace: Nobody is thinking about you nearly as much as you think about yourself. They've got their own shit.

No, I know that. Doesn't mean they don't think that thoughts I was having anytime I say something... and so, I'll be paranoid with every paragraph

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Have you considered a well-timed throat punch?
Slapping is archaic and is typically reserved for pimps n hos.
Or a properly presented ass cheek.

For a female, try a quick cooter punt.
Never had to use it myself, but the technique has merit and I've heard good things about changed behavior after application.

Throat punching or simply making a fist and glancing at his nads will give most of the fellas pause and adequately alter behavior to more socially suitable norms.

- The Sturgeon General

Oh, I save throat punches that come after one of my people. Or anyone behaving badly toward someone else who should know better. Not for people clearly pining for any type of attention they can get. Although, maybe I should...

I'm not typically a violent person, hence why I just wanted to occasionally slap a person... but, I suppose slapping wouldn't necessarily get my point across either.

 

[MrMakersMark]

"I'm not typically violent.."

....

"I just want to occasionally slap people and I am saving my throat punches for a category of people, that I am considering expanding upon".

*winks* just teasing you.
Tens of people I consider clocking on the daily. Including myself.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

"I'm not typically violent.."

....

"I just want occasionally slap people and I am saving my throat punches for a category of people, that I am considering expanding upon".

Don't overthink it

 

[MrMakersMark]

Don't overthink it

Just throat punch me. I deserve it.


It's Monday, so...please spare the fellas dowstairs for me?


That's strictly Friday night action.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just throat punch me. I deserve it.


It's Monday, so...please spare the fellas dowstairs for me?


That's strictly Friday night action.

I can't throat punch you... you haven't done anything that I'm aware of...

And I don't punch the fellas downstairs, even on Fridays NMK

 

[MrMakersMark]

I can't throat punch you... you haven't done anything that I'm aware of...

And I don't punch the fellas downstairs, even on Fridays NMK

In reverse order...
A. Not mine either. But my chances of being numb and unaware of body trauma most likely occurs on Friday nights.
So...statistical probability, and a few decades of case work at play here.

B. *Takes a step back out of arm's reach..tucking chin to chest*

I was staring at your titties throughout this entire conversation.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wait, why did I come in here? I forgot with the throat punch convo upstairs.