What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[EricaAnna]

This song takes me back in time

 

[UnquietDreams]

Guys, if a woman posted about how she wants some kind of male companionship on here, over six months ago, and never replied or reacted to any of your responses, in fact hasn't posted a single thing since that very first post, why are you still replying now? I'm not saying that you're barking up the wrong tree. I'm saying that the tree was cut down and sold off as firewood at least six months ago.

"Maybe she was waiting just for me!"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I forgot what platform it was,but they would pop up with, "necropost alert! Proceed with caution!"

Necropost alert on a sex based site like lit?!?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Necropost alert on a sex based site like lit?!?

Heh. As I remember, it was a tabletop RPG forum. Slightly different audience.

 

[SmokingFap]

Or how bout this.....
A pop up that says.....
"This message is over a year old, dumbass! Are you sure you want to reply?!?"

Fixed it for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fixed it for you.

With a picture of Red Foreman.

 

[CuriousRick]

Why…..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Because.

 

[SmokingFap]

I recall a post I saw and they were replying to a, I shit you not, a 15 year old post!

And get this.....
It had the subject of edging!

If that original poster kept edging, they're either in the Guinness Book of World Records, or they exploded and died.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

With a picture of Red Foreman.

Or a Mr T gif that says I pity the fool replying to this old shit

 

[SmokingFap]

With a picture of Red Foreman.

Per. Fect.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

If that original poster kept edging, they're either in the Guinness Book of World Records, or they exploded and died.

Had the stamina of a mummy

 

[SmokingFap]

Had the stamina of a mummy

So that's how mummies get so dehydrated.

 

[Sammysub07]

That I don’t want to get out of the bath because the laundry is staring at me!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

That I don’t want to get out of the bath because the laundry is staring at me!

You both gonna be wrinkled?

 

[Sammysub07]

You both gonna be wrinkled?

Absolutely fine by me! The laundry already is..why not add me to the problem At least I’ll be relaxed!

 

[SmokingFap]

That I don’t want to get out of the bath because the laundry is staring at me!

Because it all wants to be ON you, Sammy.

 

[Sammysub07]

Because it all wants to be ON you, Sammy.

Hell no. I’d burn that shit if I could! I loathe laundry!

 

[SmokingFap]

Hell no. I’d burn that shit if I could! I loathe laundry!

No one on here, or out in the real world, would complain if you just walked around naked from now on.

So burn it all down!

 

[SmokingFap]

"Maybe she was waiting just for me!"

This is from June of last year. This was her last post. Or reaction. Of any kind.

Hello,
It's been a while since I've been on here. I made a male friend here a few years ago, but it has since fizzled.

I am looking for a long term chat partner really to talk about anything. I find myself lonely and want that person to talk to daily.

Flirting is fine and fun, conversation is wonderful.
Please reply if you'd like a long term chat person, someone to talk to daily, check-in, connect and learn about each other.

This is from yesterday.

"Hello,

Contact me anytime"

Somehow, I don't think she'll mind that I reposted that. But I did at least respect the guy enough to keep him anonymous here.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking ...

There are a lot of new faces here

 

[barefootgirl69]

This is from June of last year. This was her last post. Or reaction. Of any kind.

This is from yesterday.

"Hello,

Contact me anytime"

Somehow, I don't think she'll mind that I reposted that. But I did at least respect the guy enough to keep him anonymous here.

The ones that have me rolling my eyes are on the SRP/ORP forum.

Not just the ones that are old posts, the ones where the OP throws out a great post with ideas and says 'if interested, message me'...and people post underneath how interested they are.

 

[SmokingFap]

The ones that have me rolling my eyes are on the SRP/ORP forum.

Not just the ones that are old posts, the ones where the OP throws out a great post with ideas and says 'if interested, message me'...and people post underneath how interested they are.

I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!

You know all about rubbing things to make some magic happen

 

[barefootgirl69]

I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!

I'm noticing a pattern. Must be the glazed over eyes keeping them from reading properly.