Sex & Shenanigans

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
Fuck this. I got to 43% and the site crapped out in me. Didn’t want to take anyway. You’re not the boss of me.
2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
That’d be telling.
3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Depends. Sometimes I want one, sometimes the other. It’s like sex, do what’s in the mood.
Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
Depends on the author and the book. How closely did the screenwriter try to follow it? Generally there is more info in a book, but if it’s well done on screen it’s fine.
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
Cancer and other illnesses.
5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
The ability to cure any physical ailment.
A wallet with never ending local currency.
The ability to teleport.
BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?
Of course.
7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?
On the physical side? Kissing, necking, oral. I suppose it depends on the definition of foreplay.
8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
under boob
9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
Yesterday. It’s been forever.
10. How much do you love shenanigans?
Love me some shenanigans.
OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Anklysaurous was a childhood favorite.
 
Silphium. To find out why the Greeks went bonkers over it.
You can get asafoetida at Waitrose. Appropriately enough for a close relative of an extinct plant, the jar I bought had a yellow label. It was out of life.

I think I've just won the Middle Class Post of the Year award, haven't I?
 
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