Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)

84% Voyeur
71% Switch
61% Dominant

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Nope. What is this cave of which you speak? Is it hard to get to? Do we get a prize for going?

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Watching a movie / book. I like reading, but I don't have a whole lot of time for it these days. Also, sometimes a good adaptation can help me make sense of what's going on when the book is confusing. War and Peace was a lot easier to read after I watched the 2016 miniseries.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

Oh wait - I think I just answered this.
But I'm way more likely to rewatch the mini-series than I am to reread War and Peace. It was just a massive time commitment.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Just one?
As long as we're snapping fingers can we snap the mega-wealthy out of existence?

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Fuck.
My first wish would be to become one of the mega-wealthy that I just snapped out of existence. "Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. For I am large; I contain multitudes."
My second wish would be for a longer life. I don't want to live forever, forever, but I'd like to be around a little while longer than I'm going to be.
My third wish would be for some modicum of musical talent. I'm not exactly tone-deaf, but I'm definitely tone hard-of-hearing. It'd be nice if I could carry a tune, and maybe play a bit of piano or bang out more than just 3 or 4 chords on a guitar.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Yes! And there's a chance I'll get to meet at least one in the coming months!

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Sucking on titties and getting sticky fingers. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in that it becomes the main event.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Not unexpected to me, but I've long found thighs to be the most arousing part of a woman's body. I don't think anyone would say that they're not, but I also don't think they're too many people's first choice either.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Umm... Tuesday? I think?

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Ankylosaurus!!!

I answered both Question 10's. (or is it Questions 10?)
What's my punishment for disobedience?

 

[crazychemgirl]

84% Voyeur
71% Switch
61% Dominant


Nope. What is this cave of which you speak? Is it hard to get to? Do we get a prize for going?


Watching a movie / book. I like reading, but I don't have a whole lot of time for it these days. Also, sometimes a good adaptation can help me make sense of what's going on when the book is confusing. War and Peace was a lot easier to read after I watched the 2016 miniseries.



Oh wait - I think I just answered this.
But I'm way more likely to rewatch the mini-series than I am to reread War and Peace. It was just a massive time commitment.


Just one?
As long as we're snapping fingers can we snap the mega-wealthy out of existence?


Fuck.
My first wish would be to become one of the mega-wealthy that I just snapped out of existence. "Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself. For I am large; I contain multitudes."
My second wish would be for a longer life. I don't want to live forever, forever, but I'd like to be around a little while longer than I'm going to be.
My third wish would be for some modicum of musical talent. I'm not exactly tone-deaf, but I'm definitely tone hard-of-hearing. It'd be nice if I could carry a tune, and maybe play a bit of piano or bang out more than just 3 or 4 chords on a guitar.


Yes! And there's a chance I'll get to meet at least one in the coming months!


Sucking on titties and getting sticky fingers. Sometimes I get so wrapped up in that it becomes the main event.


Not unexpected to me, but I've long found thighs to be the most arousing part of a woman's body. I don't think anyone would say that they're not, but I also don't think they're too many people's first choice either.


Umm... Tuesday? I think?


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Ankylosaurus!!!

I answered both Question 10's. (or is it Questions 10?)
What's my punishment for disobedience?

You have to submit a confession to my cave …

It’s a punishment and a reward.

 

[vagrantx]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!
(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)

I'm really going to miss these and hope they return sporadically

1. What is your BDSM test score?

Slightly more submissive than dominant, but one hell of a Sadist. Anyone who's read my lit-stories wouldn't be surprised by this at all (looking at you @UnquietDreams )

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

I have not.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Video games!
I love a well crafted story, and the medium is... less important. But It's usually Video games > books > shows > movies.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

I almost never dive into the other medium, if it's a story I really like. I rarely re-watch/re-read stuff either. I love the suspense of not knowing what comes next, and if that's lost then I lose interest completely. Fuck spoilers with a pineapple.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

I wish we didn't need sleep at all. So much life wasted being unconscious.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

1) Eternal life (to be ended at my own leisure so I don't get stuck in the infinite void waiting for the heat death of the universe)
2) Universal language comprehension.
3) Instant teleportation to any place any where. Exploring the universe as an immortal demi-god, LET'S GOOO!!

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Not sure about this one. As much as I love everyone here, I don't actually know anyone. Not really. You might all be sentient ocotpi for all I know.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Snuggling on the couch with wandering hands that grow increasingly sneaky. Touching, caressing, squeezing...

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Tongues!!! Licking, sucking, touching... I fucking love having my tongue sucked on

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Like... half an hour?

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

THIS MUCH!!
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(not to scale)

 

[MrMakersMark]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)

I clepped out. No idea.

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

I haven't.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?
3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

Book.
Watch the Movie first.
You won't be let down that way.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Less judgement and more live and let live.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

This is a trick. You don't just find genies. They live is tea pots. Gotta find the right tea pot.
Hmm..
1. Rub my back.
2. Give me 12 hours of uninterrupted REM sleep.
3. Rub my back again.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Probably. I'm sane enough.
A wave, a wink, a smile, a hug with no grope, a cup of coffee and I'm out.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

All of it. That stuff is the bizness.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Collarbone...area. I don't know why. Shut up about it.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Hmmm. Few weeks ago?

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Shenanigans is great but Allosaurus is better. A total fucking underappreciated beast who never got its flowers because T-Rex is such a fucking diva.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm really going to miss these and hope they return sporadically

Slightly more submissive than dominant, but one hell of a Sadist. Anyone who's read my lit-stories wouldn't be surprised by this at all (looking at you @UnquietDreams )

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I have not.


Video games!
I love a well crafted story, and the medium is... less important. But It's usually Video games > books > shows > movies.


I almost never dive into the other medium, if it's a story I really like. I rarely re-watch/re-read stuff either. I love the suspense of not knowing what comes next, and if that's lost then I lose interest completely. Fuck spoilers with a pineapple.


I wish we didn't need sleep at all. So much life wasted being unconscious.


1) Eternal life (to be ended at my own leisure so I don't get stuck in the infinite void waiting for the heat death of the universe)
2) Universal language comprehension.
3) Instant teleportation to any place any where. Exploring the universe as an immortal demi-god, LET'S GOOO!!


Not sure about this one. As much as I love everyone here, I don't actually know anyone. Not really. You might all be sentient ocotpi for all I know.


Snuggling on the couch with wandering hands that grow increasingly sneaky. Touching, caressing, squeezing...


Tongues!!! Licking, sucking, touching... I fucking love having my tongue sucked on


Like... half an hour?


THIS MUCH!!
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(not to scale)

Lmfao @ sentient octopuses

 

[crazychemgirl]

@MrMakersMark fuck you!!! … T-Rex is my homeboy.

 

[MrMakersMark]

@MrMakersMark fuck you!!! … T-Rex is my homeboy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That movie is so fucking good. I think I need to watch it this weekend.

 

[MrMakersMark]

That movie is so fucking good. I think I need to watch it this weekend.

I just watched it again a couple weeks ago.
So good.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

I haven't

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

reading a book

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

I actually haven't watched a movie based on a book that I've read... ever

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Just one?? Ehhh, more mental heath resources

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

enough money that my husband could quit his job…
To be 20 pounds lighter
For the Vikings to win a Super Bowl

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

YES!!!

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Oral

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Forearms

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Wednesday I think

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

This much:

 

[Frankjba1]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?

== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
92% Dominant
87% Rigger
81% Brat tamer
74% Primal (Hunter)
63% Masochist
61% Vanilla
60% Experimentalist
54% Exhibitionist
52% Master/Mistress
48% Sadist
48% Rope bunny
35% Owner
35% Voyeur
31% Switch
22% Degrader
20% Submissive
11% Daddy/Mommy
11% Non-monogamist
9% Degradee
1% Pet
0% Ageplayer
0% Brat
0% Little
0% Primal (Prey)
0% Slave

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

I have not... I've tried to guess some confessions and failed miserably.

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

I prefer to watch a show but I've been known to pick up a book from time to time.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

I always prefer to read the book before watching the movie... I want to compare the director's vision with my own.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

I generally enjoy the book much more than the movies. There are a few movies/ trilogies that hit it on the nose though.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Mental illness

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

1. The ability to fly... transportation would be so much easier.
2. Reasonably good health and longevity for my loves ones and friends.
3. For better peace and tolerance to exist in the world.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Absolutely.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

Kissing... the intimacy and close contact where our surroundings melt away.

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Dracorex hogwartsia... I mean just look at the name!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m really glad you guys enjoyed the questions … I will definitely bring them back sporadically

 

[vagrantx]

Dracorex hogwartsia... I mean just look at the name!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/6cc3c9d68d05eaa77c068ad2d4d2cea2/tumblr_inline_oumw1i0y8P1tmov6x_500.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

Nope

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Yup

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Depends

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Book typically adds depth to a story so I’d generally prefer to read it after.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

I think good films are better for the experience I’m looking for in the types of stories that do well in both mediums.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Climate change

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Good health for all my loved ones. And for most of my unloved ones.
Good fortune for all my loved ones. And most of my unloved ones
To own a long term financially viable movie theater/arcade/mini-putt golf-course somewhere that’s not too cold or too hot and near the ocean and the mountains

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

I’m pretty good with temptation but I don’t know if I’m that good.

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

nope

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Nope

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

Nope

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

X

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

Ankylosaurus

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Final Day in our Get to Know You Questions!!!

(Mostly because I’m lazy and can’t be fucked to think of questions every day for you fucks)


1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

https://bdsmtest.org/r/RTqF2QuT
Left column is current, right column was an earlier version. I didn't realize how subtle differences in answers could make such a change.

2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?

Why would anyone admit to this? The entire point was anyonimity!

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?

Depends on the story. I'm lazy, so usually movie/show, but some authors are worth the patience to read.

Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

Watch AFTER, 100% of the time. Otherwise, the author's imagery is stolen.

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?

Yes - saw all the Harry Potter movies first and it made me want to read the books. I thought the character development and intricacies were much better in the books, but it was hard to compete with the cinematic impact of seeing everything come to life.

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?

Pride. IMO, every problem on earth stems from an abundance of pride and a deficit of conscientiousness.

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)

Assuming that the second, third, etc. order of effects don't cause massive disasters...
1. Every person automatically has their basic needs addressed (food, shelter, water, healthcare, basic education, clothing, etc. - you get the idea).
2. Fix the question above (pride) on a global scale.
3. Every human being has the appropriate hormone/neurotransmitter cocktail to find peace, contentment, and joy.

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you?

Abso-fucking-lutely. Not just meet, but live in close proximity!

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most?

I know most don't like it because they find it distracting, but I really enjoy 69, especially when the goal is to savor and not rush to an orgasm.

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?

Discovered it a long time ago, but don't really incorporate it much - toes/feet. The amount of nerves is staggering.

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?

It was either Tues or Wed.

10. How much do you love shenanigans?

Shenanigans are what make life fun. And the Shenanigang has been a remarkably helpful injection to my life.

OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?

How old is CCG?

 

[lavendersilk]

1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part

If I answer this, we are all married! Congratulations!

 

[vagrantx]

Favorite Foreplay?
I know most don't like it because they find it distracting, but I really enjoy 69, especially when the goal is to savor and not rush to an orgasm.

Do people consider 69ing foreplay??

I've had a lot less sex in my life than I thought I had....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Not sure about this one. As much as I love everyone here, I don't actually know anyone. Not really. You might all be sentient ocotpi for all I know.

And that would be a bad thing? I've read some of your works!

Do people consider 69ing foreplay??

I've had a lot less sex in my life than I thought I had....

I mean, for a hetero relationship, in my part of the world, if male genitals don't penetrate female genitals/anus, it's still just a form of foreplay. I also went on the assumption that mutual oral stimulation was not the final act.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://bdsmtest.org/r/UvkZjAvk
99% Voyeur
95% Experimentalist
93% Switch
92% Non-monogamist
87% Brat
87% Rigger
87% Rope bunny
81% Dominant
80% Submissive
80% Degrader
74% Brat tamer
72% Primal (Hunter)
64% Primal (Prey)
62% Slave
62% Sadist
57% Masochist
55% Master/Mistress
54% Exhibitionist
48% Owner
48% Vanilla
31% Degradee
15% Daddy/Mommy
15% Pet
13% Ageplayer
0% Little

Why would anyone admit to this? The entire point was anyonimity!


Depends on the story. I'm lazy, so usually movie/show, but some authors are worth the patience to read.


Watch AFTER, 100% of the time. Otherwise, the author's imagery is stolen.


Yes - saw all the Harry Potter movies first and it made me want to read the books. I thought the character development and intricacies were much better in the books, but it was hard to compete with the cinematic impact of seeing everything come to life.


Pride. IMO, every problem on earth stems from an abundance of pride and a deficit of conscientiousness.


Assuming that the second, third, etc. order of effects don't cause massive disasters...
1. Every person automatically has their basic needs addressed (food, shelter, water, healthcare, basic education, clothing, etc. - you get the idea).
2. Fix the question above (pride) on a global scale.
3. Every human being has the appropriate hormone/neurotransmitter cocktail to find peace, contentment, and joy.


Abso-fucking-lutely. Not just meet, but live in close proximity!


I know most don't like it because they find it distracting, but I really enjoy 69, especially when the goal is to savor and not rush to an orgasm.


Discovered it a long time ago, but don't really incorporate it much - toes/feet. The amount of nerves is staggering.


It was either Tues or Wed.


Shenanigans are what make life fun. And the Shenanigang has been a remarkably helpful injection to my life.


How old is CCG?

I’m SO old omg … even @OrdinaryPerson is younger than me.

 

[Qky75]

I’m SO old omg … even @OrdinaryPerson is younger than me.

I'm older.... thanks for reminding me

 

[hotoldrguy]

1. What is your BDSM test score?
(https://bdsmtest.org/select-lang)
… you can just post the percentages part
== Results from bdsmtest.org: ==
100% Non-monogamist
100% Switch
98% Voyeur
97% Exhibitionist
94% Rope bunny
94% Experimentalist
82% Submissive
81% Rigger
67% Vanilla
62% Dominant
53% Brat
31% Brat tamer
27% Primal (Prey)
27% Primal (Hunter)
23% Sadist
22% Masochist
6% Daddy/Mommy
6% Owner
4% Master/Mistress
3% Slave
2% Degrader
1% Pet
0% Ageplayer
0% Degradee
0% Little



2. Have you ever sent a confession to my cave?
Nope

3. Do you prefer watching a movie / show or reading a book?
Tv or movie
Follow up questions:
3a. For people who prefer reading … do you enjoy watching a show / movie AFTER or BEFORE you’ve read the book?

3b. For people who enjoy shows / movies… has a show / movie ever inspired you to read the book? If so, which did you enjoy more?
nope

4. What is ONE thing about our world you wish you could change with a snap of your fingers?
so many things that need changing

5. If you found a genie… and were granted 3 wishes .. what would they be?
(standard Aladdin genie rules apply)
Yeah, genies are too tricky for me

BONUS questions:

6. If you could meet your Lit crush IRL, would you? Sure

7. What is one type of foreplay you enjoy most? A lot of kissing

8. What is an unexpected body part you found to be very sexual?
belly button on a past partner

9. When was the last time you had an orgasm?
a few days ago

10. How much do you love shenanigans?
oodles
OR

10. What is your favourite dinosaur?
Triceratops

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m SO old omg … even @OrdinaryPerson is younger than me.

I'm not sure I see the connection here. Are we playing that game where we just tag @OrdinaryPerson in every post, just because?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ankylosaurus

Send me a video

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Send me a video

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm in love and I haven't even clicked play.