Contraception Begins at Erection Act

[RoryN]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/po...-contraception-begins-erection-act-rcna188938

Mississippi lawmaker introduces 'Contraception Begins at Erection Act'​

The bill, which is unlikely to pass, would make it unlawful for “a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."

In a statement to local news station WLBT News, Blackmon referenced the high number of state legislative bills introduced in recent years that target women's access to reproductive healthcare, specifically abortion and contraception.

"All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation. This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me," Blackmon wrote.

 

[Saint_Ann]

You're safe, rory, since the bigV.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

Every sperm is sacred

 

[Saint_Ann]

Every sperm is sacred

Actually, out of millions per load only one counts. The rest end up swimming around inside a woman's body cavity. Millions and millions of dead sperm.

 

[phil97405]

This bill is hilarious (except that this moron politician is apparently serious)!

 

[Bray123]

He's trolling the MAGATs who think that the uneducated Trump has written a good order, with the line about sex remaining as it was at conception.

The zygote may have DNA but it has no sex until several divisions later, when the Y chromosome activates. Technically all people are female (or possibly Trans) at conception.

This is what happens when education is denigrated.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

Actually, out of millions per load only one counts. The rest end up swimming around inside a woman's body cavity. Millions and millions of dead sperm.

God gets irate when good sperm is wasted

 

[Saint_Ann]

God gets irate when good sperm is wasted

God's system wastes millions of sperm each ejac. He's ok with it.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

God's system wastes millions of sperm each ejac. He's ok with it.

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good

 

[Politruk]

This bill would ban masturbation. I presume all Listers feel the same way about that!

 

[RoryN]

This bill would ban masturbation. I presume all Listers feel the same way about that!

Not necessarily. The Deplorable triggered the hardest in this thread (so far) can't get it up, so that wouldn't mean much to him.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good

^
Jacks off into a ziploc bag.

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

^
Jacks off into a ziploc bag.

Not a Monty Python fan?

 

[Saint_Ann]

Not a Monty Python fan?

It was pretty fucking funny..............30 years ago.

 

[Politruk]

It was pretty fucking funny..............30 years ago.

Don't blaspheme! Python is timeless!

 

[UltraChad]

"All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation. "

That's because they have zero percent of the authority and or power.

Women want sole authority over sex, men said OK. But that comes with responsibility, MOST of which still is mens, women are just trying to get out of the last shred of responsibility for their sex.

 

[phil97405]

This bill is hilarious (except that this moron politician is apparently serious)!

So now I read that this bill was intended as a joke and a poke (so to speak!) at the Trumpers. That makes it even more hilarious!

 

[Politruk]

That's because they have zero percent of the authority and or power.

Women want sole authority over sex, men said OK. But that comes with responsibility, MOST of which still is mens

Nonsense.

 

[UltraChad]

Nonsense.

Facts you can't even try to argue.

 

[Politruk]

Facts you can't even try to argue.

How do men have most of the responsibility here? Not seldom, a woman has to sue a man to get him to take any responsibility at all.