Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

:O the first book is my favorite... it's raw, imaginative, unique, and has King's best opening line ever!

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

It's perfect! It sparks such curiosity; who's the man in black, who's the gunslinger, which one's the bad guy, what led up to this point?? I was hooked from the start.

To me it just was so meh …. It got better once he met Jake but still didn’t interest me.


Though with King books …. I’ve found his world building is so intense that book one is just like the first 25/% of any of his books where you’re just settling in.

 

[morelikeasong]

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@Peter_Out can you confirm?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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That is one of the more boring episodes.
"Mr. Spock, anything?"
"No, Captain, no one is here."
"Fine, let me know it that changes."
"Yes, Captain."
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[UnquietDreams]

:O the first book is my favorite... it's raw, imaginative, unique, and has King's best opening line ever!

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

It's perfect! It sparks such curiosity; who's the man in black, who's the gunslinger, which one's the bad guy, what led up to this point?? I was hooked from the start.

And then it gets...weird.

"Steven, what brilliant, well written, incredibly important character are you planning for this book?"
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[OrdinaryPerson]

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Nonoy looks painful

 

[vagrantx]

And then it gets...weird.

"Steven, what brilliant, well written, incredibly important character are you planning for this book?"
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Hahahah yeah for a while there it really felt like he'd fallen back into his coke habit.

On another note, good morning! I've got a thing for you that I made! Gimme a few minutes...

 

[MrMakersMark]

Nonoy looks painful

Yeah. Nonoy is straight up penetrating himself when he chubs in his sleep.

That's the short straw for sure.

Or ...hmm. wait a tic.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hahahah yeah for a while there it really felt like he'd fallen back into his coke habit.

On another note, good morning! I've got a thing for you that I made! Gimme a few minutes...

I was wondering if you could get coke flashbacks. But I will say, as much as I had problems with the last novel, (and Oy deserved so much better) he Absolutely. Fucking. Stuck. The. Landing. His best ending ever.

Perfect. I just put the book down and smiled at the walls for a while.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hahahah yeah for a while there it really felt like he'd fallen back into his coke habit.

On another note, good morning! I've got a thing for you that I made! Gimme a few minutes...

Yeah like the meeting himself as a character and him being the conduit for the story… at that point I was like … uhm… what’s going on here??
still enjoyed it though

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nonoy looks painful

I have a feeling Nonoy needs to have a medical procedure done.

 

[vagrantx]

Yeah like the meeting himself as a character and him being the conduit for the story… at that point I was like … uhm… what’s going on here??
still enjoyed it though

Thought for sure he was begging for a lawsuit when he started incoroprating fucking Quidditch of all things into the Wolves of the Calla

 

[MrMakersMark]

I have a feeling Nonoy needs to have a medical procedure done.

Just needs a little help.

 

[SWR101]

Just needs a little help.

Glad im not Nonoy…

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Just feels like this should be here..

I may steal it for the yarn barn....

 

[lavendersilk]

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Just feels like this should be here..

 

[MisterAlice]

You, too, can get help for a stupidly curved dick

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[Apisto42]

But are you?

Hey, you are free to put me in any box you wish. I’ll just be playing around in all the boxes anyway.

 

[SWR101]

You, too, can get help for a stupidly curved dick

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[dawn_of_night]

You, too, can get help for a stupidly curved dick

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Uhhuh...

 

[MisterAlice]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

 

[SWR101]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

No

 

[Apisto42]

No

 

[dawn_of_night]

No

Evidently I'm not old enough??

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Really want to flinch in fear? Forget horror movies. Watch this penile enlargement surgery!

No

softest pass I've ever had in my life.