I've been told that my bio is intimidating. And, I'm just like, look, I can't change your childhood phobia of Legos & Never Ending Story. That's not on me!The bios is how I weed out the weirdos.
Saw this again while scrolling and my brain still won't believe they don't say "chocolate" in the label
Omg I forgot about that
Not really. I can't think of one that I don't mind just rewatching without the memory loss.
A catholic church.
I want to be 6 foot tall dammit.
Who was Jack the Ripper... or who killed the Black Dahlia.
A cat.
I had someone tell me that they hated my username. They kept misreading it.
That is one of the single greatest insults I’ve ever heard, if this was “Vicious Mockery” if DM audible an inspiration dice or bonus damage
Ummmmmmmm... I hold true to what I said. But I still love you.
Have you listened to podcast Root of Evil: The True Story of the Hodel Family and the Black Dahlia? If not, buckle in. It's a trip!
I try to keep my insult engine at an idle. When I'm pissed, or you've caught me on a bad day, I can easily verbally eviscerate someone. I'm not particularly proud of this trait, I try to use my powers for good, not evil.
It's psychological warfareWhen I first read your bio I got the message not to PM you. Not that I would because I rarely PM people first.
After seeing more of you on the threads I really like your bio. But when I first read it I didn’t know what to think
I got my ex one of those Trader Joe's Passports for Christmas. She loved it too.
weeding out anyone not intelligent enough to get it or intimidated by your intelligence...
Absolutely! Which was why I weeded you out
Or in my case too lazy to read the entire thing.
Of course, my publicist sent it out, did you not receive a copy?
Did you skip lunch today? You shouldn’t do that.
THAT was it? Hmmm I should probably open my mail sometimes.
