Sex & Shenanigans

[LostHorizon]

Hey. Thought you weren't judging...

Just kidding.
Nice flip-flop.

Welcome to the bench.

That’s not judging, that’s scientific data driven facts.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Live a day as a woman who shares pics, and you'll learn that there are many a pot bellied, basement dwelling, mouth breather who has all kinds of opinions on our frames, while judging themselves perfect. I've actually quoted a favorite group of mine and replied "be careful Incel-Icharus, your flying too close to the lamp in your mom's basement"

However, when it comes to Bry, it's that his terrible AV's hide what a great friend he is! They're completely incongruous with how fun he actually is.

Damn... I have a pot-belly and since I'm congested I kinda have to breathe through my mouth or not breathe at all.
At least I don't live in a basement.

Now.. what deliciousness do I want for dinner to make my belly even pottier?

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is the exact PM I sent to @MidwestPrincess23 a little while ago.

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Well, maybe I'm less of a rando.. but I can still be plenty creepy! That's what my wife tells me, at least. I don't see it.

How've you been?

Oh wait... I'm meant to be creepy.

Uhhh...

I'm gonna come smell your hair while you sleep.

Dammit! Too creepy.

Sorry, I'm sick today. I can't find the happy medium of creep.

Adorable Jack. I wouldn't expect anything less

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I call dibs for my Kazoo band's name

I'm already printing your t-shirts.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fucking salad fingers showing up in my dreams!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

However, when it comes to Bry, it's that his terrible AV's hide what a great friend he is! They're completely incongruous with how fun he actually is.

He just wants you to work for it. It’s a strategy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, so you’re ding Bry a favor?

I was trying to! I first messaged him after a public convo of how his AV was bit scary/intimidating. Have a great white shark, teeth bared, is a great deterant (and visual parable). So I messaged him, and we've been friends ever since

 

[MrMakersMark]

That’s not judging, that’s scientific data driven facts.

Yes, your honor!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I prefer Thiccalonians to Colostomies, but you do you

 

[morelikeasong]

Leave Brys ding out of this

What if @Bry1313 ‘s ding wants to be in this? Ever think about that?

 

[LostHorizon]

I was trying to! I first messaged him after a public convo of how his AV was bit scary/intimidating. Have a great white shark, teeth bared, is a great deterant (and visual parable). So I messaged him, and we've been friends ever since

lol, that’s great.

Is that the trick to meeting cool women Lit, scary looking AVs?

I should consider changing mine.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What if @Bry1313 ‘s ding wants to be in this? Ever think about that?

Very true, we need to be inclusive

 

[UnquietDreams]

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No books have been more influential in my life than these were.

For me, these, The Bookshelf for Boys and Girls.
https://i.ibb.co/xC9wzfM/IMG-20250122-142813300.jpg
History (up to 1961 at least), science, fairy tales, classic stories, how to build things, stories from around the world, poetry, and music. A bit of everything, and I devoured this as a kid. It gave me a taste of what the world could be, outside of my tiny room, what words and music and science could open up. If anything created my desire to understand and learn about...every fucking thing in the world, it was this series.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I call dibs for my Kazoo band's name

 

[lindi_85]

I prefer Thiccalonians to Colostomies, but you do you

One moment caller while I google this…

My poor brain is easily confused which in my line of work… NOT a good thing

 

[lindi_85]

lol, that’s great.

Is that the trick to meeting cool women Lit, scary looking AVs?

I should consider changing mine.

The less conventional AV’s are typically nice people (in my experience). And tend to be the voyeur type.
Disclaimer: experience limited. More science needed

 

[LostHorizon]

The less conventional AV’s are typically nice people (in my experience). And tend to be the voyeur type.
Disclaimer: experience limited. More science needed

Noted…

 

[MindYaBitness]

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This is the best thing seen all day. Well worth the coughing fit that the laughing triggered!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was thinking you could even put ranch in it...

 

[MindYaBitness]

The less conventional AV’s are typically nice people (in my experience). And tend to be the voyeur type.
Disclaimer: experience limited. More science needed

I've never figured out a method to weed out the weirdos. Right now I've got my DMs turned off, but in the past I've just learned to never respond to anyone who obviously hasn't read my bio. Saves time.

 

[LostHorizon]

I've never figured out a method to weed out the weirdos. Right now I've got my DMs turned off, but in the past I've just learned to never respond to anyone who obviously hasn't read my bio. Saves time.

The bios is how I weed out the weirdos.

 

[MrMakersMark]

I tried to stop it.

I said please.

She came at me....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hate that empty feeling after a good show or book …. It’s the worst!!

What's worse for me is watching the later seasons, after it should have ended, and they are just limping along, and you can see it, but I still keep going. I think, "maybe it will end okay!" and it doesn't. Some shows can change direction and it is wonderful (The Good Place pulled that off in spades, as their core value, I think), but most...cannot.

I am looking at you right now, Castle. And the Anita Blake books. I stay in relationships longer than I should, and that includes media.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Here is a song to help you remember what it means

Someone told me I deserve a bed though

 

[UnquietDreams]

I got a PM from someone random awhile back telling me my AV sucked

Was it the Spam one? Because that wasn't random.