Sex & Shenanigans

[lindi_85]

But but but… salad fingers!


May I suggest your next update be Happy Tree Friends related?

 

[MindYaBitness]

This is the exact PM I sent to @MidwestPrincess23 a little while ago.

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Well, maybe I'm less of a rando.. but I can still be plenty creepy! That's what my wife tells me, at least. I don't see it.

How've you been?

Oh wait... I'm meant to be creepy.

Uhhh...

I'm gonna come smell your hair while you sleep.

Dammit! Too creepy.

Sorry, I'm sick today. I can't find the happy medium of creep.

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

 

[LostHorizon]

But but but… salad fingers!

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Now that I see it move, it is kind of creepy.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

But but but… salad fingers!

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Fucking salad fingers showing up in my dreams!

 

[LostHorizon]

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

Well… would you?

 

[Bry1313]

It did, and it still does!

How dare you

 

[Qky75]

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

I've already said sorry like a hundred times

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

Oh, that's a good one!

Did you?

 

[Qky75]

May I suggest your next update be Happy Tree Friends related?

 

[MindYaBitness]

No comment. I don’t know you.

Besides who am I to judge?

If you have eyes, you are qualified to judge

 

[jason28053]

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

I believe I said can I get a toe job?

 

[MrMakersMark]

My favorite will forever be my first message that I ever received here, asking me if I'd jack him off with my feet

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, that's a good one!

Did you?

Nope, I declined that, and many interactions since then. This place is full of great people, and creepy lurkers

 

[LostHorizon]

If you have eyes, you are qualified to judge

Ahh yes but “judge not, lest ye be judged.”

That starts with AVs.

 

[lindi_85]

Welcome to use my feet. That’ll cure literally A N Y O N E of a foot fetish.
Yes, my sexiness knows no bounds

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nope, I declined that, and many interactions since then. This place is full of great people, and creepy lurkers

We're like a terrible, wonderful gazpacho of perverts and sex pests. It's a good place to be.

 

[LostHorizon]

Nope, I declined that, and many interactions since then. This place is full of great people, and creepy lurkers

The creepy lurkers far outnumber the great people.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Welcome to use my feet. That’ll cure literally A N Y O N E of a foot fetish.
Yes, my sexiness knows no bounds

Get those socks off.

 

[Qky75]

Ahh yes but “judge not, lest ye be judged.”

That starts with AVs.

Ah yes! But it is also written in second colostomies

And yea and verily doth thou smiteth thine own head on yonder tree-eth thou shalt also be smitten. For even as the bulleth shitteth in the field so shall the wordethes out of a maneths lipsethes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ahh yes but “judge not, lest ye be judged.”

That starts with AVs.

Live a day as a woman who shares pics, and you'll learn that there are many a pot bellied, basement dwelling, mouth breather who has all kinds of opinions on our frames, while judging themselves perfect. I've actually quoted a favorite group of mine and replied "be careful Incel-Icharus, you're flying too close to the lamp in your mom's basement"

However, when it comes to Bry, it's that his terrible AV's hide what a great friend he is! They're completely incongruous with how fun he actually is.

 

[MrMakersMark]

The creepy lurkers far outnumber the great people.

Hey. Thought you weren't judging...

Just kidding.
Nice flip-flop.

Welcome to the bench.

 

[MindYaBitness]

We're like a terrible, wonderful gazpacho of perverts and sex pests. It's a good place to be.

I call dibs for my Kazoo band's name

 

[LostHorizon]

Live a day as a woman who shares pics, and you'll learn that there are many a pot bellied, basement dwelling, mouth breather who has all kinds of opinions on our frames, while judging themselves perfect. I've actually quoted a favorite group of mine and replied "be careful Incel-Icharus, your flying too close to the lamp in your mom's basement"

However, when it comes to Bry, it's that his terrible AV's hide what a great friend he is! They're completely incongruous with how fun he actually is.

Oh, so you’re doing Bry a favor?

 

[lindi_85]

Ah yes! But it is also written in second colostomies

And yea and verily doth thou smiteth thine own head on yonder tree-eth thou shalt also be smitten. For even as the bulleth shitteth in the field so shall the wordethes out of a maneths lipsethes

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[Qky75]

Oh, so you’re ding Bry a favor?

Leave Brys ding out of this