Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey boo.

I find it really hawt when you shoo her away.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What can I say? You’re my favorite

This hurts more right after I called you my favorite

 

[LupineOne]

This hurts more right after I called you my favorite

I’m a little deeper than that…you’re still leagues above @Bry1313 , don’t worry

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What can I say? You’re my favorite

I love to hear it. And I love you! (More than you know who)

 

[LupineOne]

I love to hear it. And I love you! (More than you know who)

I love you! (She’ll be okay with it. She’s still one of us, and that’s pretty cool )

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m a little deeper than that…you’re still leagues above @Bry1313 , don’t worry

Well if you put it that way...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Hey @Indie and I broke up. Wanna run off together and send memes only to each other?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What can I say? You’re my favorite

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

 

[LupineOne]

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

You’re the one who gets us up in the morning.
The sharer of memes.
The instigator of shenanigans.
Our fearless leader.
Without you, we’d be lost in the Void of Lit

 

[Wand3rlust]

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

You can come sit at my table.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey @Indie and I broke up. Wanna run off together and send memes only to each other?

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

Again, this hurts

 

[Sammysub07]

Get To Know You … Round 2:

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why? Future. I’d love to see the little people my kiddos grow into.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Braless is obvious but if there’s a reason you know a woman doesn’t have panties, she wanted you to know. That’s the best part. Knowing what no one else knows.

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy? Absolutely. Lip-biting kinda absolutely.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why? Dog. A golden retriever will be next.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had? Haha yup.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth? Rocky Road and S’mores.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

You can come sit at my table.

There's room for you both on my lap

 

[dawn_of_night]

There's room for you both on my lap

 

[crazychemgirl]

You’re the one who gets us up in the morning.
The sharer of memes.
The instigator of shenanigans.
Our fearless leader.
Without you, we’d be lost in the Void of Lit

This is literally one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I walked from my cat to the dentist today, about 50 meters or 150 feet for you of the American persuasion... Due to it being as cold as a witches teat out there, my beard froze in the condensation from my breath!!!

This is why I live where I live.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

I'd let you eat crackers in bed. You do the math.

 

[Bry1313]

Well if you put it that way...

After reading this evening’s work…….


https://media1.tenor.com/m/MDNPxf-u1mUAAAAd/hate-you-rita-hayworth.gif

 

[Bry1313]

*pouts



Am I no one’s favourite?

Welcome to the club

 

[Bry1313]

Again, this hurts

Uh huh

 

[MandaPandaa]

Get To Know You … Round 2:

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

5 years in the past. I'd change a few things about my divorce and the way I handled some relationships afterward.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

A woman without panties. It's like she knows a dirty secret that you only know if she decides to share.

It depends on why the man is going commando. Did he forget to do laundry and is expecting his wife or gf to do it?? Not sexy.

Because he's being a tease? Sexy.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

None. I'm done taking care of and keeping things alive lol. I'm still working on getting my kids to adulthood. Maybe after that? And then maybe it would be a crocodile. Because they're freaking dinosaurs.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Sex with someone who not only fucks your body but your brain, too. In that moment there's nothing else but you and him. Maybe not a kink. But that's the kind of sex I crave.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Coffee and salted caramel... Yummy.

 

[Finadien]

And then maybe it would be a crocodile. Because they're freaking dinosaurs.

I thought chicken were dinosaurs.

 

[Dadoftwo87]

I thought chicken were dinosaurs.

They are! My son has an amazing book about it!

https://i.ibb.co/QjwJCTk/20250122-095925.jpg

Mrs Chicken (or gallus gallus domesticus thank you very much! ) as she tells us indignantly, explains about her ancestors... it is amazing

 

[vagrantx]

I accidentally clicked on the politics board. Out of morbid curiosity I peeked into one of the threads.

I'm not exaggerating, or speaking figuratively, when I say that my head started spinning. A purely physical reaction to what I was reading. Like the vertigo you feel while in line for The Biggest Rollercoaster Of Your Life™, as you look up at the loop-de-loops and corkscrews and your gut is telling you no, don't go there, that way be dragons.

Wish I could go back home, but I already bought my day-pass.