Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Why are you talking to yourself?

At least that way someone is listening to...them.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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A fire in the sky...

 

[SWR101]

A fire in the sky...

YES, glad someone caught that

 

[Wand3rlust]

People get support here? Really?

Good god no. Not here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You … Round 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why are you talking to yourself?

Shush. I'm not sure that alt always realises....

 

[Wand3rlust]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You around 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Did I miss round 1?

 

[lavendersilk]

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

Back in tiiiiiiiiiime!

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

No panties.

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

Yes.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

No. Documentaries have taught me that we should leave most animals alone.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Yes.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

I'm not a big fan of mixing flavors.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did I miss round 1?

It was yesterday…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Back in tiiiiiiiiiime!

No panties.

Yes.

No. Documentaries have taught me that we should leave most animals alone.

Yes.

I'm not a big fan of mixing flavors.

You’re such a good girl.

 

[lavendersilk]

You’re such a good girl.

*melts*

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!

At what point is this social engineering to mine for our various log-in credentials?
Regardless, here goes...

Get To Know You around 2:

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

Fast forward - there isn't enough money on earth to make me repeat the last 5, and I see big change in my future about 5 years from now.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

Sans panties. 1. It is likely a private piece of information, so it's fun being the person in the know, 2. it's especially good to know if she's wearing a skirt so it gives an easier opportunity for play and access.

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

On one hand, monkeys sometimes freak me out, on the other hand, sometimes I think they're cute. Maybe a small monkey or a lemur?

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Not yet. My kinks originate in my head without physical stimuli.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Black raspberry and pistachio. OMG

 

[crazychemgirl]

At what point is this social engineering to mine for our various log-in credentials?
Regardless, here goes...


Fast forward - there isn't enough money on earth to make me repeat the last 5, and I see big change in my future about 5 years from now.


Sans panties. 1. It is likely a private piece of information, so it's fun being the person in the know, 2. it's especially good to know if she's wearing a skirt so it gives an easier opportunity for play and access.


On one hand, monkeys sometimes freak me out, on the other hand, sometimes I think they're cute. Maybe a small monkey or a lemur?


Not yet. My kinks originate in my head without physical stimuli.


Black raspberry and pistachio. OMG

Nobody puts @SalaciousMonkey22 in the corner (in a cage)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

On the ride home from school just now my kid asked if we could stop at QuickChek (a regional convenience store/deli/gas station chain) for lunch. I'm feeling kind of horrid and thought some soup would be nice, so I said yes. We went in, ordered our sandwiches... and I forgot to get soup. Dammit.

 

[Mrtenant]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You … Round 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

5 years into the past. I would learn how to become an expert sniper.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

No panties

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

I want to hear more about this from people as I go commando at times though not as sexual expression.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

Human, female. She knows who she is and why.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Movie theatre popcorn buckets with an access port in the bottom while on a date and we share popcorn.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

One scoop of black raspberry choco chip with one scoop of mint choco chip

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You … Round 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

I don’t know if you recall but some shit happened in 2020. Fast forward please.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

Too many situational variables.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

Domesticating things changes them. I’d say dog cause they rule.

But I already got one (well two now). I DO want a mini highland cow though and don’t have one of them. Oh! And a fainting goat.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Nope

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Literally or metaphorically? Caramel and vanilla is the best combination.

 

[Wand3rlust]

1. What’s an embarrassing sex story you have?

nope.

2. Is there something that others would think is totally normal but you refuse to do sexually?

nope

3. What is ONE kink you’d like to try for 2025?

dunno.

4. If you could imagine your dream sexual scenario.. what would it include?

Another person.

5. If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?

Tiger. *stares*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You … Round 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

5 years into the future. Just to see what smoldering crater of a country we're left with after this go-round.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

I do not find men going commando to be sexy.
But a woman without panties... that has to be sexier than a woman without a bra. Anyone who's casually perving or even reasonably observant can usually tell if you're not wearing a bra. But if a woman isn't wearing panties and I know she's not wearing panties it's because she wants me to know she's not wearing panties. And that's sexy as hell.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

A quokka. Have you seen quokkas? Who wouldn't want a quokka?

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

The first time a woman told me to choke her. I was young and naive and that threw me for a loop. I'm not about to squeeze the life out of some poor woman, but a good, firm grip on the neck does wonders for some people.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Coffee and chocolate. My favorite ice cream is strawberry, but that doesn't pair too well with other flavors. Not mouth-orgasmicly, anyway.

 

[Wand3rlust]

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

I initialy thought past to redo some shit. But then nah. Stay here. Good things will come.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?

Depends on the circumstances.... either can be hot. Or inappropriate.

Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

Again. Depends on the circumstances.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

@Bry1313 . For BBQ. Not until he is house trained though. Which seems unlikely.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Yes. Being on here. I've learned a lot about myself.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Banana and chocolate.

 

[vagrantx]

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past, which would you choose and why?
I'm gonna be boring and say Past just to win a bunch of money on bets and stocks. Never work again. Dream life...

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
I'm not much into public indecency, I prefer the bedroom, but... No bra, then!

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?
A capybara!!!!!! Exotic pets are banned here, for obvious and great reasons... but if I coooould... Giant mellow cuddly squishy rat!

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?
I was very submissive when I was younger, but I met a woman who identified as a Switch, and she taught me how she liked to be dommed. Turns out I'm very much an army knife myself

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?
Chocolate ice cream with strawberry jam.... just... fuck.

 

[lavendersilk]

1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past, which would you choose and why?
I'm gonna be boring and say Past just to win a bunch of money on bets and stocks. Never work again. Dream life...

Yes! Also, I'm bringing the vaccine with me to get a head start.

 

[Apisto42]

In another attempt to bring fun and joy to the space in a world of insanity … I have more questions for you!!


Get To Know You … Round 2:


1. If you could fast forward 5 years into the future or rewind 5 years into the past … which would you choose and why?

Let’s go forward. This stretch is sucking donkey dick.

2. Which is sexier… a woman without panties on in public or without a bra?
Or for the lady-folk and men-folk who are interested in men… do you find men going commando sexy?

Depends on the boobs. Some boobs need a little support to be at their best when with clothes. Same goes for ass - depends on the other clothes.

3. If you could have any animal as a domesticated pet … what would it be and why?

A jeregh. I’m dipping into fantasy literature, but you didn’t specify that it had to be real. I could do with a flying reptile that says cheeky sarcastic shit telepathically to me.

4. Is there a sexual experience you’ve had which awakened you to a new kink you didn’t know you had?

Yeah, telling two guys to suck my cock and balls really opened up being dominant to me.

5. What 2 ice cream flavours when combined make you orgasm in your mouth?

Hm. I’ve had some great ice cream, but mouth orgasm? Give me some street tacos from a food truck.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let’s go forward. This stretch is sucking donkey dick.

Depends on the boobs. Some boobs need a little support to be at their best when with clothes. Same goes for ass - depends on the other clothes.

A jeregh. I’m dipping into fantasy literature, but you didn’t specify that it had to be real. I could do with a flying reptile that says cheeky sarcastic shit telepathically to me.

Yeah, telling two guys to suck my cock and balls really opened up being dominant to me.

Hm. I’ve had some great ice cream, but mouth orgasm? Give me some street tacos from a food truck.

Fucking street tacos … *cums

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hm. I’ve had some great ice cream, but mouth orgasm? Give me some street tacos from a food truck.

THIS!!!! All of this!!!! and hey - it's taco tuesdsay!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also I love that @Apisto42 picked up on the fact that I didn’t say “real” animal … I was thinking a Pegasus or a unicorn … or maybe one of those lion things that also has wings?