Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh but you do! ....the way the warm juice slicks right over your tongue?!? Sure it'll burn if you eat it too fast but blow on it a little....

What kinda donut you eating that’s juicy?!?

Oh….wait…nvm

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.

I just laughed coffee out my nose. You are lucky it wasn't too hot.

 

[naughty_stories]

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This Valentine’s Day ladies …. I’m here to help you with ideas

Nah Valentines Day means a long slow teasing session of Dining ... March 14 (Steak and a BJ day) is for this pic

 

[morelikeasong]

See, it's not me. It's giphy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

See, it's not me. It's giphy.

It's you.
I'm just becoming more you

PS
Can I have your login yet?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes
https://media0.giphy.com/media/1S0YpSq1FTEGAJLMgK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bmfebhcgovcr9spkduu8npeyzlq0x5qiuin8u9bt&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
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Oh, they are fine with it.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMHloNDdnZTZpNzBwb3FnbjN0dzB0MXowdjJ5YXB0ZDc2bGZ0emJ0byZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/10hQFr8Zy0IFUI/giphy.gif

 

[Bry1313]

It's you.
I'm just becoming more you

PS
Can I have your login yet?

Someday your dream of being the dread pirate bogey might happen

 

[Bry1313]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/oYyJw6BnMv8AAAAd/ellie-williams-when-she-complains-about-beinig-hungry-but-i%27m-literally-right-here.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

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[Lmizzler]

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Did she miss lunch time again?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Did she miss lunch time again?

He wanted to work

 

[SWR101]

He wanted to work

The nerve!

 

[lavendersilk]

This kitty deserves better.

He wanted to work

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This kitty deserves better.
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Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That whole between is still sounding disturbing

Hence the removal of @OrdinaryPerson‘s axe!

 

[Qky75]

Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

Calling Oscar Meyer to see how I can be relabeled reduced fat sausage I guess

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hence the removal of @OrdinaryPerson‘s axe!

Wanna frisk me for it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Calling Oscar Meyer to see how I can be relabeled reduced fat sausage I guess

Full fat tastes so much better though

 

[lavendersilk]

Hey baybeee. I'm still so. hungry.

https://media.tenor.com/bGUnHgxe6G4AAAAM/eat-it-here-for-you.gif

 

[naughty_stories]

Did she miss lunch time again?

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[Qky75]

Full fat tastes so much better though

I'm literally right. Here.

 

[Bry1313]

Wanna frisk me for it?

You right now


https://media1.tenor.com/m/Z3enIiLUnzgAAAAC/hangy-hungry.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://media.tenor.com/bGUnHgxe6G4AAAAM/eat-it-here-for-you.gif

Id look much happier than that

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wanna frisk me for it?

Yes! Hands against the wall!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Id look much happier than that

It’s not Jollibee…