Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

My grandad indoctrinated my children with peanut butter & dark Karo syrup. They'll use maple if we have nothing else, but regardless, the sacrilegious act is hard to watch.

How is delicious maple the back up to weird Karo? It’s like they don’t want delicious things.

 

[Bry1313]

There is absolutely no other choice!

My man

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean some double entry goes in the head but it’s not the most common interpretation.

FML, dyslexia + autocorrect is going to be the death of me. I've got a huge presentation coming up in a few months. I'm going to have 10 people proof read my powerpoint!!!!

 

[Bry1313]

Makes me want to mix karo syrup and Nutella instead of peanut butter? could be delicious… or not

Not, too sweet adding corn syrup to something that is already 25% sugar

 

[cactusjack0584]

Can confirm. My balls are amazing and work well in tandem with the D. If my dick was Sherlock my balls would be Watson.

Did you discover this perhaps… in elementary school?

 

[MindYaBitness]

My man

The only time I use the fake stuff is for my great grandma's pancake recipe, because it's nostalgic

 

[Bry1313]

The only time I use the fake stuff is for my great grandma's pancake recipe, because it's nostalgic

Some traditions need to be broken

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Why are these Google things so fun ??

A. You made me go to Google.
B. I played with that for far too long, giggling.

I hate you right now.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Can confirm. My balls are amazing and work well in tandem with the D. If my dick was Sherlock my balls would be Watson.

I love you so much

 

[MindYaBitness]

Some traditions need to be broken

They were products of The Great Depression. It's more a reminder of how they scripted & saved, the sacrifices they made. It's truly just nostalgia, but if I want to get really into it if serve it out of old cottage cheese containers

 

[crazychemgirl]

A. You made me go to Google.
B. I played with that for far too long, giggling.

I hate you right now.

No you don’t.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We use Nutella on pancakes and waffles. Berries if we have them.
Maple syrup is good but so messy

This is how I know you could never be Canadian.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm all about food and sex. But we start mixing the 2 and I can't do it.

No ranching. No meat pockets. No pancake batter boobs.

What about boobs as eggs?

 

[MindYaBitness]

A. You made me go to Google.
B. I played with that for far too long, giggling.

I hate you right now.

I loved it! It made miss having a cat!!!!

 

[MrMakersMark]

FML, dyslexia + autocorrect is going to be the death of me. I've got a huge presentation coming up in a few months. I'm going to have 10 people proof read my powerpoint!!!!

Autocorrect is the first A.I.
Whoever invented it is pure nutsack vinegar, and should be made to publicly cut from his hand, his wife's favorite finger.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What about boobs as eggs?

With soldiers?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"

 

[cactusjack0584]

I loved it! It made miss having a cat!!!!

I have three. And there are some days I’d happily offer for someone to babysit them. Like at 3:15AM when they decide to parkour all over the living room…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Uh. Excuse me, if anyone needs me I'll be... uh... in my kitchen...

Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why are you headed to your kitchen… without pants on? Just seems unsanitary.

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes
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[Deleted member 6592667]

Wait... I'm sorry, but if this happened, I would only make that face if I wasn't also given a nerf gun. I'd be like "game on"

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I can't even begin to tell you how much I love this energy.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I once cooked breakfast for someone naked. I say this mostly as a public safety warning, actually - hot fat does not mind where it splashes.

Did you… um.. burn the sausage…?

 

[Qky75]

"Hello. Is this the FBI's Cannibal Hotline? Oh yeah, well..."

......with some fava beans and a nice chianti

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I feel like your kink shaming my heroes
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Me and a girl I was dating were getting busy one day (cuz I'm charming, it happens) and she kept her shirt on the whole time. Perfectly cool and fine but I kept thinking "Man, she's kicking it Winnie the Pooh" style.